As someone who also has a habit of doing very stupid things I feel for you. But it's funny as fuck!

Best one I've read in ages. You definitely have a way with words op.

That's something you can work on. Develop or broaden your interests/hobbies/schooling etc, anything you love to talk about, then find people who want to share that with you.

Also, things like smiling and eye contact. Always asking questions and taking a keen interest in other people. Being a good listener. There's lots of things you can work on if you think people don't want to spend time with you.

But, it could easily be a case of the wrong people. Not everyone gets on. And even among those who do, not everyone is a good fit friend wise. There are many people that I like as people but we would never work as friends.

Good luck op.

The problem lies with you thinking that they're your friends, because they're not.

They've been dropping hints that they don't want to spend time with you, but I think they're trying not to hurt your feelings. Unfortunately you haven't picked up on the hints.

You cannot force friendship. For a friendship to work both parties need to want it to, and they clearly don't.

You need to stop contacting them. Be polite if you bump into them or are in a group chat but don't chase them. Apologise for getting stroppy with them. They didn't do anything wrong IMO.

You also should start looking for new friends. Maybe ones that seem happy /excited to spend time with you.