O man..it’s next level

But do this with a bank that has notifications when the card gets swiped so that neither of you has the ability to spend without the other's knowledge.

Above all else, talk about the household finances once a month minimum. That alone will eliminate 90% of potential financial troubles. And if you can do it successfully, you'll be way ahead of the game once you do tie the knot.

Surely you know about the magic that is frozen Girl Scouts Thin Mints..

Only lend money to family and friends you don't mind losing.

You almost got me ya silly goose.

Have you tried the pliable silicon plugs for swimmers? They don’t go in the ear canal, just the ear vag so they’re waaay more comfortable albeit not as effective.

The machine, not an app or a speaker. There’s a non-acoustic aspect of a machine that tends to flatten out low frequencies better than a speaker, which feels localized and artificial.

There's a service for this called ChipDrop!

Forbidden Brawndo

And # of pumps