BenevolentCheese

BenevolentCheese t1_je0tr6k wrote

Reply to comment by mrphreems1 in Farmers market drama? by yayforhooray

A feral wolverine let loose on the premises?

Gallons of radioactive sludge being dumped from the back of a PT Cruiser in a sewer grate right next to the vendor's tomato kiosk?

Frequent run-ins with durian-sized rats?

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BenevolentCheese t1_je0t7rt wrote

>Something bad happened but I won't tell anyone what it is and I won't accept questions but you all need to trust me and sacrifice your livelihood because trust me bro

OK

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BenevolentCheese t1_ja6o0vg wrote

One thing I've learned from my years on reddit is that you could post a fucking Pulitzer-worthy essay on here and if there is a single sentence in there that annoys people they will completely ignore everything else you have done and laser focus on that unforgivable offense. The secret to posting successfully on reddit is not giving people a single thing they can latch onto like that.

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BenevolentCheese t1_j9pc0dw wrote

The city does absolutely nothing. I've reported traffic violations and license plate violations multiple times and never heard a thing back. The ways in which you can report them don't even allow you to submit evidence, so even if you have a photo or video it's not attached to your case unless they contact you, which they don't. Drivers drive with impunity here.

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