Damn. A lack of billboards seems great. I did not know that and I'm envious.

Oh bud, there are so many tv commercials too. And I agree, soda machine was an odd choice. Oh! There's a billboard somewhere near me with them on it. Can't remember the product, I just remember think "oh christ they're on a billboard now?"

Oh I don't mind that, dude should hey his money while he can. I'm just tired of seeing them everywhere. Not like mad about it.

Edit: get. Dude should get his money.

Man, they sold out hard-core. Rick and Morty are in so many ads its ridiculous.

Me too, bud.

I don't really give a shit about your opinion. Go fuck off to the corner and mumble to yourself.

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage.

I gotta agree with you there, they definitely served as eye protection in my childhood adventures.

Word. Contacts were basically unheard of then.

Magician werewolf or blank hockey mask?

I love it and take it well, no worries. Good lord we all were.

"Kick him in the nards!"

"Wolfman doesn't have nards!"

"Just do it!"

[Kick] [grunt]

"Wolfman has nards...."

Damn right my new friend!

Yo it was crappy as fuck but I was 10. At least I had fangs. That medal thing I was wearing was cuz I had only seen Bela lugosi as drac and he has some sort of awesome family amulet thing. Or so I thought.

Thanks for that, I appreciate the compliment and I really appreciate this conversation.

I was actually ok in high school. I mean, I was still a dork but I was in "gifted" with a bunch of cool kids and weirdly I had some friends on the football and wrestling teams so I managed to span across various clicks. And I was a weirdo punk in a written on army jacket. Hs was fun for me.

I may be! I've been trying to figure out what Wolfman was doing back there since I found the pic again.

Yeah, a part of me knew that. But I was going to catholic school back then and believe me, I actually was pretty much the coolest kid in my grades around me. Not like, 7th or 8th grade cool but better than the other little catholic kids in 4/5th grade.

I hope you're having a good evening.

I'm sorry you feel that way. Was there another you had in mind? r/BallinTillFallin perhaps?

Lots of shoulder pain. That shit was great for a laugh or 90 but in the end the surgery just wasn't worth it. I still can't believe they let us sell birdhouses as a fundraiser.

I thought Dracula was not only a name, but a title. He's the big guy. Like lots of devils but only a Lucifer. So I was making the distinction between myself, The Dracula, and then that othe guy with the green shit on his face.

I can see how my initial description was inadequate and I'm glad we got to the bottom of my Halloween cub scout costume from 32 years ago. Seriously, thanks for that bit of pedanticism.

Right? His, uh... expression, or total lack of one, says "oh, that was today? Got lucky again old boy."

Hey even the children of the night can suffer from nearsightedness.

Wait though, I said the Dracula.

Although I did not specify, I cannot disagree. You are the best kind of correct.

And that last line killed it bud. Very nice.

Well this was years before Harry Potter so it was just me and my frizzy hair and glasses drac.