BarberaCube
BarberaCube t1_j9b6b6s wrote
Reply to God drives a Kia Sportage by recoveredmol
Ernest P. Worell: You know, I don't want to insult you being we've just met and all, but you kind of remind me of somebody.
Santa Claus: Santa Claus?
Ernest P. Worell: I guess you get that a lot, huh?
Santa Claus: Well it's to be expected.
Ernest P. Worell: Because you look like him?
Santa Claus: Because I am him.
Ernest P. Worell: Because you am him.
[looks back confusedly]
BarberaCube t1_j8q7cnt wrote
Reply to [Homemade] Reverse seared filet, roasted broccoli, & Pappardelle With gorgonzola cream sauce by thedirtsquirrel
When you put that thing on the plate did a loud horn go off, and a big red light start flashing behind you?
BarberaCube t1_j88sn58 wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Man finding Acorns by DeannaZone
That's funny. Fella's not wearing any underwear. Just a waistband. New style, I suppose.
BarberaCube t1_j6mxtbw wrote
Reply to eli5 - Why do we get the urge to pee whenever we touch something wet? Especially in the winter/cold weather by Hammude90
I know, right?! ANNND why is it that we all.. ALL have crazy uncontrollable diarrhea whenever John from accounting does one of his loud sneezes!??? It's universal and a part of life but I hate it.. WE hate it.
BarberaCube t1_j4bjtmm wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Protesters with face masks by frghg
Vacuum on the back is pretty damn stellar.
note: I don't know what the protest is about, and I don't want to know.
BarberaCube t1_jcoubqv wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: a porcelain clown by ZebraNixon
Paint me like one of your French clowns. *Honk, rattling noise, spinning necktie, shoe squeak.