BaldrickB
BaldrickB t1_jds6ebn wrote
Reply to comment by thebarberbenj in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
She just kicks them in the shins?
BaldrickB t1_jds66og wrote
Reply to A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
His funeral arrangements were easy, at least. All undertakers deal with stiffs.
I couldn't pick up a paper the next day. It made for too hard a read.
His wife was feeling a bit blue the next day. Makes sense, if you think about it.
She took it hard. Before he died.
She used to call him "stallion." Not for what you're thinking, though. He was her favourite clothes horse. On the night in question it was a particularly big load. Of washing.
BaldrickB t1_j910qbm wrote
A dead one.
BaldrickB t1_itqhly8 wrote
Just leaves me flat. In fact, it's so depressing I want to jump into traffic. I'd be car-bonnetted.
BaldrickB t1_jds6inp wrote
Reply to comment by Luked0g44O in A man died of Viagra overdose... by 0xd0gf00d
"Mmmfmmmnggg," she mumbled in response.