BPP1943
BPP1943 t1_itmdg3y wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in A man applies for a job at the circus by bainbrigge
A panda walked into a DC restaurant. He ordered a salad, shot the waiter, and left. The manager ran after the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The panda replied, “isn’t it obvious? I’m a panda. I eat shoots and leaves.“
BPP1943 t1_itmcxsi wrote
Reply to A man applies for a job at the circus by bainbrigge
During the Great Depression, it was difficult for Americans, especially for Jews, to find work. An unemployed despondent Jewish man saw a sign advertising, “Man needed to wear a gorilla suit fir the circus. Must be able to swing above a net.” The man allied and got the job. On his first night performing as a gorilla on the trapeze, he was frightened and called out, “Shma Yisroal, Adonoi elohanu…” when another gorilla on the opposite trapeze responded, “Adonoi echod.”
BPP1943 t1_iufhkey wrote
Reply to Shocked by gas bills, thrifty Dutch stockpile coal, wood for winter by clampie
Wood and coal are making a huge comeback.