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Avium t1_j4rhaga wrote

At least you were defending her.

My wife had a dream that I was cheating on her. So, at 3:00am, she executed a beautiful, lying down, spinning back fist to my lower ribs and yelled, "YOU CHEATED ON ME!"

While I was trying to get air back into my lungs, she rolled back over and never even woke up.

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