AstronautWombat t1_j6okmfe wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:12 PM

Reply to It is International Hot Chocolate Day, so my son made chocolate Play Doh at pre-school. by DanimalHouse

You just know that teacher was like, “Oh yeah, little Timmy, your parents will love it.”

AstronautWombat t1_j65traq wrote on January 27, 2023 at 10:36 PM

Reply to Campus library with a stiffy today by Eternal_Whim

Why would someone forfeit a perfectly good dildo?

AstronautWombat t1_j2fsabj wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:19 PM

Reply to Those of you spending your new years eve browsing /new of askreddit, what did you do to become so pathetic? by chookine123

Says the one posting this thread. Get out there and have fun, you social butterfly, you!

AstronautWombat t1_j2frzp9 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 11:17 PM

Reply to If your best friend drunk texted you, ranting about God's cruelty for giving him a micro-penis, how would/should you respond? Do you bring this conversation up when they're sober? by TheOnesWhoWander

If you’re truly best friends, sure. You should be able to discuss it and even crack some jokes about it.

AstronautWombat t1_j26ajb0 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 11:35 PM

Reply to The whole family is here by BacklogGamingJunkie

Are these Maine Coons? I just love this breed. They’re so huge and fluffy.

AstronautWombat t1_j24q037 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:24 PM

Reply to Gillette now makes shaving products just for pubes by Ok_Extension5535

I'm surprised they were so blatant about its usage. They have no reason not to-- we all have pubic hair, it's not secret. But usually things associated with our genitals are more tiptoed around with marketing. Good on them!

AstronautWombat t1_j21wopm wrote on December 29, 2022 at 1:35 AM

Reply to TIFU by getting myself friendzoned to someone who may have been 'The One' by imamuffin18

I don’t mean to sound rude, but you sound young. This sort of interaction will happen many, many times in your life. Maybe not as cute, maybe not as easily, but the same gist. It wasn’t meant to be, so move on to the next. You’ll know when it’s meant to happen.

AstronautWombat