Meh, I don't care about the downvotes. People are either too sensitive or just hive minded. If you have someone who is scared to use the CLI to make permission changes (surprise surprise, the ticket still came to us), or doesn't know how drive partitioning works on Windows, you're no expert.

I thought it was obvious that the LUsers in question are all programmers...

As someone who deals with LUsers on a daily basis, 99% is a very very generous estimate.

I'm going to ruin the party and say that just because you're good at programming doesn't make you automatically good at computers.

Is your timezone the only one in the world that showers?