That’s the appropriate headline for that picture. Anyone unacquainted with the sex lives of tightly enclosed barnyard fowl would naturally assume this is a picture of the diseased birds responsible for the death of a little girl in Cambodia. The truth is, this is what the scientific community labels as a ‘Cambodian Cluster Cluck Fuck’. Actually, this is a perfectly average yet typically overcrowded bunch of oversexed future McNuggets. Next time, ask for extra “special sauce”. It’s white!
In the back mid range of the photo, off center to the left, there appears to be a fully feathered, stout rooster biding his time until he mounts another Gladys Cravitz looking creature to pull out enough feathers until it can get a firm enough hold for a righteous rooster money shot. 5 minutes later,it all starts again!
Or it could be one helluva mite infestation. But, I’m gonna go with chicken rape.
ArcherMost4532 t1_jaa5t5r wrote
Reply to No positive cases of Bird Flu detected Cambodia following the death of a 12-year-old girl. by hamonabone
“CHICKEN RAPE!!!”
That’s the appropriate headline for that picture. Anyone unacquainted with the sex lives of tightly enclosed barnyard fowl would naturally assume this is a picture of the diseased birds responsible for the death of a little girl in Cambodia. The truth is, this is what the scientific community labels as a ‘Cambodian Cluster Cluck Fuck’. Actually, this is a perfectly average yet typically overcrowded bunch of oversexed future McNuggets. Next time, ask for extra “special sauce”. It’s white! In the back mid range of the photo, off center to the left, there appears to be a fully feathered, stout rooster biding his time until he mounts another Gladys Cravitz looking creature to pull out enough feathers until it can get a firm enough hold for a righteous rooster money shot. 5 minutes later,it all starts again! Or it could be one helluva mite infestation. But, I’m gonna go with chicken rape.