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Reply to comment by jonfitt in Biden designates area sacred to tribes as largest national monument of his presidency by citytiger
Also the current crisis with Russia demands more oil production, otherwise even more economic collapse will happen.
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Reply to comment by Impressive_Pin_7767 in TIL that a famine in Persia (Iran) between 1917–1919 lead to the deaths of an estimated 2 million people. It's an event that hasn't been studied by many historians. by icantthinkofaname940
Honestly, the person you are replying to sounds like a member of the British royalty. Cause they are straight up full of garbage.
Even if someone was as generous as possible, you can not explain anything the empire did that wasn't just straight up awful. Attempting to conquer the globe usually suggests that the people are indeed assholes.
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Fake beans?
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Reply to comment by pearso66 in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
Mangy flea ridden bulldogs
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Reply to comment by majikmyk in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
I hate these lights as much as anyone. But now I'm reading this and understanding why they are so bright. It's so they don't get hit by these old blind drunks.
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Reply to comment by Wisdomlost in Drunk driver arrested after driving by traffic stop, complaining about officer's emergency lights in Fox Lake by Murphysburger
I live directly across a lake from Fox Lake. The entire town is a collection of drunks, same thing here. Although Fox Lake has way more bars and boat places because it's sandwiched between multiple lakes.
If you pull a car over after 9-10 pm anywhere around here, you have a 50/50 chance of finding a drunk. But in fox lake, it's probably closer to 80/20.
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Reply to comment by blackdragonstory in A study found that "cannabis use is common amongst patients with tinnitus and current users of cannabis reported that it helped with their symptoms." by OregonTripleBeam
You don't actually hear tinnitus. Your senses being dulled have no effect on your ability to hear it. Your brain tells you that you are hearing things, without input from your ear.
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Reply to comment by JimC29 in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
That's what the no bail system is about. It gives judges and prosecution the ability to make these type of decisions based on each case. Instead of the mandatory crap from before.
This is a symptom of a new system that everyone expected to happen. If it wasn't for all of the deliberate liars trying to paint the no bail system as "criminals running the show", this wouldn't even be a story.
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Reply to comment by AmselRblx in PISBOLS by Unique-Beyond1013
Oooooh. Balls of fish.
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Reply to comment by helladopex in PISBOLS by Unique-Beyond1013
Okay. Now I need a local/cultural explanation for why fish balls is a thing one might put on their license plate.
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Reply to comment by synthdrunk in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
I had a 20 foot aluminum ladder hit my head once, sounded like a gun went off in my head.
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Reply to comment by topinanbour-rex in Nebraska cheerleader competes by herself at state competition, but crowd doesn't let her feel alone by BeagleWrangler
Team of four sounds just as ridiculous as one, for a cheerleader competition anyway.
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Reply to TIL a woman was once drafted by the NBA but had to turn the team down bc she was pregnant. She’s also in the hall of fame. by Desolecontra
Is it Dennis Rodman?
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Reply to comment by TimeshipTacoTaco in TIL: The Chamblee Incident. In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the Domino's Pizza "Avoid the Noid" ads were personally directed towards him, antagonizing him. He took 2 Domino's employees hostage at gunpoint. by SilentWalrus92
Do you still drive that dog van?
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Reply to comment by Responsible-Laugh590 in Large study provides evidence that goal incongruence can harm romantic relationship satisfaction by glum-platimium
Sure. But you aren't supposed to live with the clients.
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Reply to comment by Xoor in Large study provides evidence that goal incongruence can harm romantic relationship satisfaction by glum-platimium
My cousin and the mother of hopefully his only child with her have a relationship like this. She's a psycho that dreams of the things she sees on social media. She's also completely useless and lazy. Her only life skills up to this point have been providing sex to whomever pays the rent on her dad's rental house, drinking, and smoking more weed than the average oompa loompa.
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Reply to comment by MrWrock in Application for a coal mine near the Great Barrier Reef has been rejected due to environmental concerns by monovial
It wasn't going to be in the ocean. It was close to the ocean and would have dumped crap into the freshwater that ran into the ocean. Essentially destroying the ecosystem on the coast and leading into the reef.
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Reply to comment by traketaker in A systematic review and meta-analysis has concluded that increased consumption of dietary carbohydrate intake is associated with increased risk of cardiovascular disease, stroke, and all-cause mortality. by Meatrition
I was merely pointing out that being overweight had nothing to do with his situation. Being overweight isn't going to win health awards, but you can limit your calories and still be a train wreck inside.
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Reply to comment by Whako4 in A systematic review and meta-analysis has concluded that increased consumption of dietary carbohydrate intake is associated with increased risk of cardiovascular disease, stroke, and all-cause mortality. by Meatrition
My dad has never been close to overweight and lives off of simple carbs and chocolate. His arteries were all 70% blocked and worse. One was completely blocked, he had a heart attack.
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Reply to comment by ThrowawayAg16 in About 23 years old and still works perfectly. by KittehKittehKat
You liar. This is a Transformer diagnosis tool. Ratchet made a custom one for our tiny human hands.
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Reply to comment by S0ulSage in Researchers at UC San Diego found that a single 20 minute session under a UV-light nail polish dryer results in cell death for 20-30% of exposed cells. The UV emissions also damaged DNA and caused cellular mutations. by bog_witch
So then they need to study short term cumulative effects. Which I'm sure they will, but they first had to get a baseline on potential damage. The alarming part was that some of the damage would not heal. Which could mean that repeated use could add up.
Smoking one cigarette won't give you cancer, but keep subjecting your lungs to it and you increase your odds. The question is whether or not you want to risk finger cancer for fancy nails.
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Reply to comment by Smurfblossom in Til before Popeye gained superhuman strength by eating spinach, he became strong by rubbing a type of chicken called a whiffle hen. by Fitz_cuniculus
If you try each day to squeeze open a can of spinach with your hands, you'll probably end up with similar forearms.
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Reply to comment by zamfire in Til before Popeye gained superhuman strength by eating spinach, he became strong by rubbing a type of chicken called a whiffle hen. by Fitz_cuniculus
Have you seen his mom, Stacy's mom got nothing on this MTHFR's mom.
Aporkalypse_Sow t1_j48v4pg wrote
Oh, leave him alone, it's totally understandable for a guy that fucks farm animals to accidentally talk about women like sex objects.
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Reply to comment by Godtiermasturbator in TIL: Thanks to poor internal communication at NASA, information about a spacesuit water leak wasn't properly communicated. Later, Astronaut Luca Parmitano almost drowned on a July, 2013 ISS space walk, his helmet filling with several liters of water before they could get him back inside. by OvidPerl
As someone with bad sinuses, I fully expect it to happen.