Thank you! I'd LOVE to maybe turn this into a book someday

You know what? I actually agree with this. I promise I can write a bit more normally though. Just a bit

Man I think we all are. I wrote this while being immensely sleep deprived

"To be fair, my lord, the dragon did slay."

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"SO WHAT?!" said the king, frothing at the mouth. His drool dropped down on the floor in front of the wooden throne where he was sitting.

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"Well, there was slaying taking place. Maybe not of the sort you imagined, but it did occur."

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"The fuck is this? Fab 5?!" said the king.

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"No, but if it was they would agree with me. And believe me, this dragon did NOT need a make over of any kind so I don't even see why the Fab 5 would be here."

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"Heeeeey queen!" a voice said. It came from the entrance to the king's hall. Both the knight and the king looked at the entrance. A man with long hair and a skirt had opened the doors to the hall and he was catwalking towards the king and the knight. His hair was flowing in the wind, even though there was no wind. He was followed by four men, all catwalking. A thumping music filled the giant hall of the king. "All things, all things, all things just keep getting better" somebody was singing. It was not the five men singing it. The sining voice and the music seemed to seep into the hall from the very stone in holding the walls and ceiling up. Suddenly the men stopped in front of the king and the knight holding his human-dragon baby. The music and the singing stopped too."We're here to make the knight ready for the night," said the man with the long hair. All the men cheered. One of them walked up to the baby. He had a wide brimmed hat and glasses.

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"O.M.G., so cuuute," he said. He held out his finger and let the baby hold it. "Hi, my name is Karamo," the man said.

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"Who are you?!" said the king, standing up.

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"We're the Fab 5, of course!" said the man with the long hair. "I'm Jonathan, that's Karamo who's saying hello to the baby, that's Anthony, that's Bobby, that's Tan. You called our names and here we are!"

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"You said something about my knight earlier?"

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"Yas queen!"

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"I'm no queen! How dare you mistake me for the weaker sex?"

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"Oh my god, feminism much?" said Jonathan.

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The dragon-human baby burped and accidentally burned Karamo's finger off. "Oh my god, guys, look" Karamo said as he held up the charred stump where his index finger used to be. "The baby totally burned my finger off!"

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The Fab 5 all awwed at the baby and the stump.

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"That baby is an abomination! It must be slaughtered, like a pig! And you, Fab 5, I shall give you the mercy of not killing you - if you leave IMMEDIATELY. We do not want cross-dressing men here!"

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"Queens, should we get rid of him so that we can focus Sir Knight here?" said Bobby.

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"Yaas, let's go!" said Tan.

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Anthony snapped his fingers and the king exploded in a cloud of red, blue and green glitter.

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"So," said Karamo, "We're here to help you with a make over. Can we talk to you?"

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"Yeah, sure!" said the knight.

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They all sat down in a circle on the floor. The human-dragon baby was passed around and cuddled with by all the Fab 5.

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"It must be hard working for that king," said Karamo.

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"Yes. He always ordered me to kill a bunch of dragons. I did it the first time. But it hurt me so bad and it still haunts me today. I really need help etting over that because it was a dark period of my life. It did'y get better until I got this little fella," he said and pointed at his baby that Tan was currently holding and playing with.

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"And what about food? Do you cook?" said Anthony.

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"No, not really. I never have time. I'm always off to war and stuff."

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"If you're always off to war, do you, like, never wear fancy clothes?" said Tan.

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"Never. I'm always in this armour. I never feel happy or sexy in it.

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"Can you take off you helmet so I can see your hair?" said Jonathan.

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The knight took off his helmet and his greasy hair fell down to his shoulders. Jonathan started touching it.

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"So what does your house look like?" said Bobby.

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"I have no house. I live in the military quarters with a bunch of men."

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"Woooooo!" said the Fab 5 simultaneously.

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"No, not like that guys," said he knight. "I do have my love and she's a dragon."

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"Sure she is! She's got to be HOT!" said Tan.

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"Absolutely!" said the knight. "Just ask Karamo!"

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Karamo held up his charred finger and they all laughed. Karamo later got sick because the finger wound was infected. They all ended up at the medieval ER where they all got infected by all sorts of diseases. Then they all died.

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PS! Thanks to Affectionate_Bit_722 for the funny prompt!