Not to put too fine a point on it

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Put a little birdhouse up your butt

I can imagine her with a raspy voice like

"^(eehhhhh)**.....would you like a cookie? (soft caw) They're still warm if you want one. ^(ehhh..) "

You fart in your sleep and the next thing you know some old literal Ass Ghoul pops out all like-

"You need to eat more greenssssss!"

(Raspy voice) "Heeey....what's the wifi password...?"

Looks like aftermath of a fucking brutal fight in an over the top action movie where the hero is covered in blood - like everyone else in the pile - he's taken on like 50 men and is like a second away from finally strangling the last enemy to death on a pile of it's dead comrades. Once it's done the hero staggers up and off the pile, exhausted but victorious.