AlleKeskitason
AlleKeskitason t1_jd27k19 wrote
Reply to comment by bretling in Sharon Stone: I lost half my fortune in banking crisis (One of Us!) by Jd20001
Reminds me of Patrick Stewart in Extras where he describes how in his movie script in many scenes a woman loses all her clothes and he says "but it's too late, I've already seen everything" and smiles in a creepy way.
"So, it's a comedy?"
"No"
AlleKeskitason t1_jab5j9i wrote
Reply to comment by incognito2233 in Steven Seagal given honor by Vladimir Putin for 'humanitarian' work | CNN by alienandro
Not so sure about the whole respect thing. Probably more like a useful idiot.
AlleKeskitason t1_j9xpv57 wrote
Reply to TIL Pedestrianism was a 19th-century form of competitive walking, often professional and funded by wagering, from which the modern sport of racewalking developed. by I-Skeleton
Racewalking is gruesome, from what I've heard. If you are lucky, you "just" throw up and probably shit yourself.
AlleKeskitason t1_j9kbh95 wrote
Reply to comment by somegridplayer in Amazon Corporate Workers Face Pay Reduction After Shares Slip by brooklynlad
Or you could just buy company shares and get paid for taking a shit.
AlleKeskitason t1_j6omnk8 wrote
Reply to comment by dumbguythere in Iran dancing couple given 10-year jail sentence - BBC News by mileysadie
They also only watched the first half of it.
AlleKeskitason t1_j6m979t wrote
Reply to comment by joho999 in Russian Troops Offered Bounties for Destroying Western Tanks in Ukraine by flopsyplum
>offer a get out of the war free pass.
"Excellent job, comrade. Go home and let the less competent people take over from here. Wait a sec, now that we have inspected the tank, it's not destroyed by our definition. Forget what I said, give back the medal I just gave you and go back to the frontline to try again."
AlleKeskitason t1_j2cwhsm wrote
Reply to comment by IRollForSexyYelan in Former leader of Grey Wolves fatally shot in Ankara - Turkish Minute by LouisBalfour82
Sounds like a gang of geriatrics on tricycles.
AlleKeskitason t1_j0uwwxz wrote
Reply to comment by adevland in Social media influencers are charged with feeding followers ‘a steady diet of misinformation’ in a pump and dump stock scheme that netted $100 million by Wagamaga
Don't diss Steven, I am absolutely convinced that he knows the world of finance at least as well as he knows how to charm girls or escape a chokehold with clean underwear.
AlleKeskitason t1_itckp3d wrote
Reply to The fastest ever laundry-folding robot is here. And it's likely still slower than you by morenewsat11
Robot wins anyway if the folded shirts don't look like the mess I manage to produce when I try.
AlleKeskitason t1_je5w7p6 wrote
Reply to comment by VisualMod in French Officials Raid 5 Prominent Banks Over $100B Alleged Fraud by ThePlausibleDollar
This is the best bot I have ever seen on reddit.♥️