What if you can’t reach the middle and got as much as you can off? My suv is small and I’m only 5’. Even standing in my car door and full reach I can’t get the middle. I ended up going around my block and stopping suddenly so it wild fall forward and then clean from my windshield but I could just feel everyone giving me guff.

Historic New England is doing a few festive events in old homes. There’s the Victorian Tea party at the Eustis Estate as well as a Christmas Cheer night. https://my.historicnewengland.org/13896/eustis-cheer-dec-2 Both are tuxedo worthy events and a plus if you like historical New England!