Dude if she couldn’t handle being around some poo, she wasn’t ready for a real relationship. That’s some junior high level maturity right there.
A real girlfriend will pick you up off the floor when you’ve been powershitting for a whole day from food poisoning and the bathroom paint has started to curdle from the stench.
AggressiveFlower7778 t1_j980zel wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
Dude if she couldn’t handle being around some poo, she wasn’t ready for a real relationship. That’s some junior high level maturity right there.
A real girlfriend will pick you up off the floor when you’ve been powershitting for a whole day from food poisoning and the bathroom paint has started to curdle from the stench.