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Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j9o6dod wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
How about:
-I haven't slept for a week... -Oh, that's good! It could have very bad consequences for you to sleep for that long.
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j6ml2mo wrote
Reply to comment by srnic1987 in The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987
If you're not Danish... His English skills are limited and he's pretty dyslexic.
Christian Fuhlendorff.
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j6mh0gy wrote
Reply to The man with an orange for a head by srnic1987
I've heard a Danish comedian using this exact joke as a gauge. If you like it, he'll make you laugh, if you love it, he'll make you rofl, if you hate it, he's gonna have a tough day.
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_iycmvzj wrote
Reply to comment by Soss1969 in What kind of car has five wheels? by hoosyourdaddyo
Mine had 5 and a kit to mend flats. The kit is a curing filler that should be able to let you drive home or to a workshop. This filler don't work if ya have a full on gash in the tire... Or so I've heard and definitely not personally experienced at night with the wife and kid in the car...
Guess who's getting a 6th wheel in his car!
This guy!
Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j9o6j09 wrote
Reply to comment by Larkson9999 in A woman hasn’t slept in 4,102 nights by theplutosys
An irritating pop song raped my ears for almost a year (intermittently) where the singer proclaimed that he had not slept for a year... Imagine how quickly you would die if you ONLY slept. And i hear TOTAL absence of sleep kills you within ... What... 14 days i think...