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AdReady1809 t1_j63ckkp wrote
You butter flip this crepe jokes
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Reply to comment by JCMiller23 in The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
Would be pathetically funny for mind readers though .. they can't just close their ears to this
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Reply to The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling. by Neoslayer
My mind voice actually changes the volume .. weird....
You can mess with mind readers by randomly stopping thoughts mid sentence and thinking "btw i know you can read my mind" and continue
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Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
The weight on the thiefs shoulders ....
AdReady1809 t1_j5svm7g wrote
Made at home or picked up from another college going dudes hands?
AdReady1809 t1_j5sjf53 wrote
You like your women like coffee jokes? Like, post them on reddit, you do it once, everyone else does it but better than you and some are real dark.
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Reply to comment by roostertree in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Btw, shrodinger came up with this theory when he was just about to have sex .. he asked the lady how wet was she for which she replied "find out yourself" ... He then thought ... The Pussy(cat) on the inside can be either wet or dry as dead... I wont know till i find out ... But when I'm not inside what if it is both wet/alive and dry as dead
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Reply to comment by roostertree in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Depends on if you're observing them or not -Erwin S
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Reply to comment by 6DrNobody9 in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Try adding sulfur ion You get BOOBS
AdReady1809 t1_j4viwpx wrote
Boron and oxygen on a double date... BOOB
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Reply to What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Finding the hole while in a urinal