Uh oh. Must be a school of sharks. Make sure she doesn't accept any loans or offers to play pool.

I have never seen such an immaculately drawn piece of shit before.

They could also use all the "Do Not Hold In Hand While Lighting" warning stickers as evidence, but all they'd be proving is that they're stupid.

They will twist and bend the wording of that deal any way they can. They'll get your great grandchildren if they can't get you. Bargaining with them is treacherous.

If you recall, finding out info on a boyfriend or stopping by for a visit can lead to being turned into a pet. And that was the nice pixie.

Phrasing

If the iron in your pee is enough, maybe start carrying around a squirtgun full of rust water. And some iron knives. Maybe a jar of iron powder to use like a grenade.

Pixies don't like being foiled. Em's dad, and possibly Em as well, will come back even harder. Your only options are to trap them and make them bargain their way out (which is super dangerous) or kill them (way less dangerous).

If you think South of the Border is bad, wait til you see Little America on i-80 in Wyoming.

I'll take it if you don't want it

Now's your opportunity become the leader of a ragtag gang of superkids.

It's an educated guess. But you can tell Tony wasn't a Pirate by the way he threw a fit over not getting laid.

Tony did not, in fact, party like a Pirate. Probably why he got eaten by a sea beast. They don't like frauds and pretenders. It's too bad the other ship and some of his guests became collateral damage.

You're like the lamest serial killer ever.

All that bullshit and you can't even get a half-decent coverup? Shoulda joined the Feds. They'd pull a coverup even if you had shot a legitimate innocent girl in cold blood.

Sounds like a good time. How do I book the most haunted room?

Don't feel bad. You were failed by the system that raised you. Sharpshooting, fencing, ground fighting, boxing, and archery should be standard courses. I hear they don't even play dodgeball any more.

Shoulda had some weapons. You don't go hauling around bags of gold without some freakin weapons, man. Especially magic gold stamped with demon heads!

Whatta they even teach you kids in school? Certainly not common sense.