My dog thinks I am a person who sleeps too much and farts in her face (why does she have to cuddle my butt under my blanket?). I guess I don’t really have to change anything though. Great motivation

That’s what I do. I break expensive things and make people laugh.

I too once costed an airline in Colorado Springs a ton of money by basically breaking a latch that was very important so important the plane couldn’t fly. It was grounded the whole day so every flight was canceled. Two different repair crews had to be driven in. But at least mine was because I was legit fucking around. Oops.