Seriously. I can’t say I’ve had this specific experience, but as you say, we’ve all had awkward and embarrassing experiences—that’s part of life. Anyone who’s ever had sex consistently knows it can be sticky, smelly, and sweaty.

I recall reading a study a while back that humans in states of sexual arousal are substantially less sensitive to unpleasant odors, gore, and a couple other categories. The theory being that sex is a pretty gross thing naturally, so our brains compensate with endorphins.

I hope everything works out, but if making your partner cum too quickly is a dealbreaker that’s just mad shallow. If I were the woman, I think I’d just be more proud than anything else.

Lol redditors need to go outside more often goddamn. This is embarrassing, a faux pas, and probably uncomfortable for both. Nothing some straightforward honesty can’t fix. And if it can’t fix it, then frankly it’s a bullet dodged. Emotionally mature adults can move past awkward sexual mistakes especially if they had an understanding that OP is not experienced. “Sorry I came way too quickly and without warning” flowers are not the apology you think they are.

Not enough throat clearing in the world for Dr. JBP. I think charlatan is more apt than simply “non-expert”

cough cough Neil deGrasse Tyson

Oh 100%, just splitting hairs. I agree with you, and think generally any comparison of an economy vehicle against a high performance vehicle will fail. Cars traveling at high speed need to produce some downforce, to remain stable, even where minimizing drag is their aim. I think a VW XL1 would be an even better comparison to that end, but that’s way less sexy of a comparison than F1, or the speedtail.

Well depending on how technical you want to get… DRS is a change in the car’s shape which certainly helps it “cut” through the air faster. Also the current generation largely relies on ground effect to produce downforce rather than wings, but that’s neither here nor there. Ultimately, the cars are aerodynamically optimized insofar as any drag they do produce is going towards the production of downforce.

Hah. Gosh I didn’t even think about that wordplay. Rather macabre…

Probably gonna pull some shit like with Roe and say that there is no historical precedent for giving native Americans welfare and therefore it is unconstitutional….