Seems to me rio tinto needs a Geiger counter

Bankruptcy should work fine as well I guess.

Right. Well, that's that solved.

Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!

If starts now he might be able to find it before dies.

OF COURSE it was Rio Tinto... Surprised they didn't try to just mail it parcel post...

I heard nowadays they prefer carrier pigeons, they're cheaper.

Edit: Forgot to mention that they also lack unions.