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FarewellSovereignty t1_j1efa5d wrote

In response, Russias defence industry presents it's new weapon system: AK-47 (meaning it's literally from 1947) but with a bit of the rust polished off with sandpaper

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The_Best_Yak_Ever t1_j1eiwss wrote

:-O! How much of the rust?? No, wait! It doesn’t matter! I’ll put in an order for fifty thousand of them! You don’t even need to deliver any to me. We’ll bang out the paperwork, and split the allocated cash between us!

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HarryHacker42 t1_j1fx25m wrote

Rust seasons the bullets so they have a unique flavor.

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The_Best_Yak_Ever t1_j1fzehk wrote

And don’t forget about giving the recipient of the round tetanus! By Jove, they’re basically a super weapon, and we should get bonuses for our super weapon development!

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awkward_replies_2 t1_j1gi03t wrote

Mosin Nagant with all the wooden parts painted to look like carbon fibre, THREE laser pointers attached in different colours, and a wirelessly charging phone holder attachment.

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DellowFelegate t1_j1g2ilx wrote

>(meaning it's literally from 1947) but with a bit of the rust polished off with sandpaper

"Not great, not terrible."

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