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Gluca23 t1_j29ra6f wrote
It mean 7 of them could be dead.
TerranPhil t1_j29riuf wrote
This is a mayor problem.
pannnetone t1_j29umoj wrote
*mayornapped
Better_illini_2008 t1_j29wrah wrote
I assume they must be in contact with the other 23 somehow?
azeneyes t1_j29xloa wrote
They could be imprisoned.
SD99FRC t1_j29xvtm wrote
Imagine being so bad at kidnapping, only 7 of the 30 people you kidnap actually go missing?
jpbarber414 t1_j2a0ik4 wrote
Did any fall out of windows?
dofffman t1_j2a69cq wrote
in their defense many of those mayors weren't kids!
jobbybob t1_j2ahy04 wrote
It’s a great sign your winning the locals over by having to kidnap 30 mayors….
VenoBot t1_j2ajeby wrote
Get off Reddit.
wbsgrepit t1_j2ajrx9 wrote
It means the other 23 had enough kompromat leverage that they are still alive.
A_1337_Canadian t1_j2an94q wrote
The article says "7 are missing today" which implies that 23 are accounted for.
QualityIllustrious46 t1_j2aodtt wrote
Damn that’s one scary looking dude. I feel like a mortar shell would bounce off his forehead
eateroftables t1_j2ap4b1 wrote
Well he was heavyweight champion for awhile who was known to have granite chin. Definitely someone not worth messing with.
spandexgod t1_j2azs7p wrote
Didn’t the separatists do this on naboo in phantom menace?
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jddad t1_j2b1tqg wrote
I am always surprised that he is now more known as mayor than as a boxer. He and his brother were great boxers.
Narcian150 t1_j2b3kxq wrote
Read the room man, damn. :P
what-the-puck t1_j2b76n3 wrote
23 flipped, possibly. Perhaps decided their lives were worth more than their morals and ethics. Can't blame them.
They probably told the Russians everything they knew. Or, played along with the invading army's demands anyway.
The ones who disappeared may have held out too long, or perhaps the invading army thought they had more to offer than they actually did.
The mayors who didn't get kidnapped at all are the ones who just immediately switched sides and started parroting Russian propaganda. Of course many of them are now dead, targeted specifically by Ukraine, and personally I'd agree valid military targets.
Ukranian mayor Olga Sukhenko was executed alongside her family. Yuriy Prylypko was killed too. Russian puppets Ivan Sushko, Vitaly Gur, Vladimir Saldo, and many others were assassinated for their perceived treason.
TerranPhil t1_j2b7oba wrote
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
BestChard6615 t1_j2b8dpg wrote
Can you say “ Commie playbook”
Ma3rabi t1_j2b8slp wrote
It's so weird. I remember watching his fights when I was younger. I looked up to him as a boxer that never up.
He is still the same as Mayor. One cold and hard mother fucker that just keeps going. No matter how hard he has it.
Ukrainians are a different breed
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CanadianRaconteur t1_j2bf25c wrote
Some of the nastiest wars being fought in the same land for centuries will carve some fuckers out of stone. Poland/Ukraine - Galacia, there are some brute force genes found there, but it’s brains to keep one alive, so smart and tough.
Nipple-biscuits t1_j2bfqx3 wrote
Dr Ironfist is not someone I would ever mess with....He was my favorite heavyweight in his day and then retired for a while and came back and was just as scary....im positive he still has that dog in him
PF-Changs t1_j2bhbrp wrote
No. Events can happen and then their opposite can happen. Just kinda life stuff
JTadaki t1_j2bhuuz wrote
Fucking a 🤣
TeamMountainLion t1_j2bkz4o wrote
-Kyiv Mayor [and former boxing heavyweight champion]
Fun fact: the song “Sonne” by Rammstein was to be used as his entrance music at one point.
GotWheaten t1_j2bl4uh wrote
He has that “I will crush you” vibe
pickledchocolate t1_j2bmf6w wrote
Alive or......?
JournalistMiddle527 t1_j2bms28 wrote
Not sure why you have Olga Sukhenko alongside the others, wasn't she and her family killed by Russians because she helped the Ukrainian military?
Including both Olga Sukhenko and Yuriy Prylypko alongside the rest of the traitor makes it seem like they were killed by the Ukrainians when in fact they were killed by Russians because Yuriy was helping the local people.
toyz4me t1_j2bo8c2 wrote
Guess it will be hard to get this guy to fall out of the window.
Martianmanhunter94 t1_j2bod4f wrote
They will use them for trades.
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Martianmanhunter94 t1_j2boqnn wrote
Yeah they were fully grown billies and nannies… 🐐
APsWhoopinRoom t1_j2bp8yk wrote
Do you mean Galicia, or Galatia? I've never head of a Galacia
CanadianRaconteur t1_j2bqs89 wrote
No worries - wiki
Ricericebaby0923 t1_j2br2s5 wrote
I always knew them as boxers first. But I also am a fan of boxing. Your point still stands
TorrenceMightingale t1_j2bryru wrote
30 for 30 on klitschko seems to be in order.
what-the-puck t1_j2bssvq wrote
Yes, absolutely. Sorry I wasn't clear - Olga and Yuriy were killed by Russians because they wouldn't flip.
sabre_rider t1_j2buupa wrote
I guess trying to kidnap the Klitchkos, former world heavyweight boxing champions, was never considered.
sminor83 t1_j2bymep wrote
Look up some of his boxing matches, dudes amazing. He also has a PHD as well. More accomplished than 99.9% of people on this planet
Jeffaffely t1_j2bzx5p wrote
time to add to the list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Russian_businessmen_mystery_deaths
edit: apparently they aren't russian, my bad
Tenderness10 t1_j2c2a8f wrote
This guy isn’t Russian…
Vladius28 t1_j2c692v wrote
30 getting brain washed, tortured and blackmailed then sent back to make sure "referendums" go as planned
captstix t1_j2c7ba3 wrote
I think it was a Battlestar
TheScoutReddit t1_j2c7slp wrote
Now that's quite the conspiracy theory
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---cheetos--- t1_j2calsx wrote
He almost beat Lennox Lewis. Not just a lucky shot like McCall or catching him slacking like Rahman. But by going toe to toe with him and outboxing him in some respects. Lennox, in my opinion, is the best heavyweight ever. Nobody has looked as good as Vitaliy did against him.
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Life-Significance-33 t1_j2cctjg wrote
Definitely some or.....
Life-Significance-33 t1_j2cd216 wrote
If they are missing, could be dead in an unmarked grave, unfortunately.
Own-Pea-7312 t1_j2chpcl wrote
Attempted coup failed.
comicsemporium t1_j2ci640 wrote
Their all in a tall building with the windows open waiting to accidentally fall out of them
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twat69 t1_j2cnuth wrote
So that inspired me to look up a translation of the lyrics.
>1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,out
>It will not go down tonight
>And the world counts loudly to 10
Yup das is boxink
WhiteRaven42 t1_j2cpzt2 wrote
Is it though? What's the most likely reason for taking people in the given context?
Well.... I guess it could be to kill them behind closed doors rather than in their homes, office or the street.
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__Polarix__ t1_j2cvdmm wrote
My parents always called him "my godfather" and I still have no idea why.
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throwawaygreenpaq t1_j2cxuie wrote
But this would not have been if Russia didn’t start this inhumane war.
There would be no “traitors” and everyone would be alive.
Edit : I had tears in my eyes.
https://nypost.com/2022/04/04/ukrainian-mayor-found-executed-as-images-of-mass-grave-are-released/amp/
HelloJoeyJoeJoe t1_j2cxxrk wrote
Wow, nice. I learned something today
DucksAreWhatIFuck t1_j2cy7zr wrote
Maybe he was your godfather?
CanadianRaconteur t1_j2cytq6 wrote
:) love to hear it!
Tracing my family tree had me learn it as some great great grandparents had it written on tombstones as their birth place. It’s crazy how borders change and empires have come and gone and there’s really just too much human history to learn in school.
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amitym t1_j2d3i3m wrote
>"The situation was tough: if you stay with your people, then you are a traitor…We asked the government for instructions several times, whether we should stay or evacuate, but we never got a clear response."
Hmm, sounds like Zelensky's tyrannical fascist political dominion isn't all that some people claim. Open criticism of government policy.. public debate.. free expression.. Must be some kind of Nazi trick for sure.
<_<
Misaka10782 t1_j2d63rj wrote
Kidnap Klitschko? He looks like he can kill a rhinoceros with his bare hands.
pisscrystalpasta t1_j2d9e7d wrote
Referring to Galicia-Volhynia
jamaicancowboys t1_j2e0pci wrote
Let’s not leave out Hayden Lesley Panettiere….
biggoof t1_j2e4atm wrote
Should have got his Lewis rematch, but Lewis pussed out.
I-Have-N0-Username t1_j2ebspp wrote
I just know him from the terrible Milchschnitte TV commercials he used to do in Germany and Austria
Pure_Pazaak_ t1_j2efc43 wrote
The Melitopol mayor was kidnapped and released in late spring I think.
BroccoliFartFuhrer t1_j2evjd4 wrote
They never fought each other in the ring because their mothers couldn't handle it. Literally the most wholesome thing ever.
B-dayBoy t1_j2f8qtj wrote
u/whiteraven42 its sad that you just delete all your comments instead of admitting you were being silly and allowing others to gain from the conversation. There's nothing wrong with being wrong. Were all humans here just trying to improve.
JaneQChungus t1_j2fm6x2 wrote
They also lived in Chernobyl when that happened. They were interviewed in a documentary that came out maybe 10 years ago (I think on HBO).
Apart_Emergency_191 t1_j29q64a wrote
If they kidnapped 30 then 30 of them must be missing?