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Urbanyeti0 t1_j237uor wrote
Depressed his skull into his chest
autotldr t1_j239fge wrote
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 91%. (I'm a bot)
> Permission had been given through the Russian embassy for both men's bodies to be cremated in India, according to senior Odisha police officer, Vivekanand Sharma.
> The Russian counsel-general in nearby Kolkata, Alexey Idamkin, has told Russian state media that Indian authorities did not see a "Criminal element in these tragic events".
> Russian state media TASS reported the death as a suicide.
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britannicker t1_j23cmn6 wrote
I guess we should all be grateful that Indian police are not open for bribes. /s
9lobaldude t1_j23f0lv wrote
Now the Russian agents that did the bid are scared 🤣
fasamelon t1_j23it5i wrote
"investigation"
Scary_Diver1940 t1_j23mesj wrote
No mystery here, just plan old school investigation 101
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Atibangkok t1_j248uov wrote
Cause of death : big mouth while drunk , spoke about how badly the war was going and Putin should be shot dead . Few days later , he is dead . Putin’s spies are everywhere. If any rich Russian think their loyal maids or butler or the damn gardener is not reporting back to their real boss , they are simply stupid . The walls have ears in Russia and Russians homes all over the world .
In ancient China , one of the first gifts that is given to a successful general after a victorious battle is a pretty servant . If the general is wise he will know the real purpose of the gift . He will treat this pretty sweet servant even better than he treat this own wife and kids . And never a word against the emperor in his house . That will guarantee the general gets to live till old age .
Atibangkok t1_j249oho wrote
So many rich people killing themselves. Interesting times . Jeffery guy was same . Allow me to place Putin and Clinton name in the same sentence .
TheThirdOutlier t1_j24a0rc wrote
Vlad’s not gonna like that
moan_of_the_arc t1_j24d2td wrote
Knowing our police system and the fact that we're dependant on Russia for our arms, Vlad would be very happy to get a clean chit from the 'police'.
TheDeadlySquid t1_j24e0uq wrote
Oh yeah, they’re best people are on it I’m sure! I’m amazed about is how efficiently Putin dispatches his goons to these far off locations and nobody sees or hears a thing. These people are pros.
Super_Duper_Death_Dr t1_j24rw7r wrote
Why though, fuck him and all the oligarchs. They’re nothing but poison.
rukthor t1_j268g0e wrote
Reminds me of South Park when Cartman yelled at home security to instruct the cops to bring cigarettes and gatorade
eremite00 t1_j26x5s0 wrote
I hope they really push the suicide bounds of credibility, beyond a jump from the third story. Garroted self or drowned self in a bucket of water would be nice.
Mysterious_Pen8650 t1_j27zkk3 wrote
Mysterious you say? Hhmmm
torlesse OP t1_j236rbq wrote
>Odisha police initially said that Mr Budanov had suffered a stroke and his friend died because he "was depressed after his death and he too died".
Yes, depressed indeed, depressed right off the terrace.