Submitted by Travis_Miller t3_zx8cpt in worldnews
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2FalseSteps t1_j1yv714 wrote
Poor Little Kimmy must feel starved for attention.
Brilliant-Debate-140 t1_j1yvk6i wrote
Why has he got it in his head military this military that!!! Setting of ballistic missiles constantly?
He clearly wants a war and is another incompetent fruit loop who needs to be taking out
Shortsightedbot t1_j1yw4on wrote
Budget: three fifty
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swipichone t1_j1ywsho wrote
He is building his own demise when they think they are powerful enough they will kill him and take control
FurryM17 t1_j1yx0fr wrote
The autocrats seem to have gotten nervous ever since the invasion of Ukraine didn't go so well. I think they're realizing the US and NATO don't need to put boots on the ground to make your life a nightmare.
wgszpieg t1_j1yx9uy wrote
He doesn't want war, he just has to pull his dick out in public from time to time, to reassure his generals that he's a tough guy.
Brilliant-Debate-140 t1_j1yxriy wrote
Didn't think he had a dick tbh with those curtains!
AnOrdinaryFrog t1_j1yxzw5 wrote
Step 1: strike the 🐟
zertu69 t1_j1yzdrt wrote
Autocracies are always fragile constructs, they always need to show power, not necessarily because how other countries perceive them but because they need to threaten their own population constantly that the ruling party has the guns behind it and can be turned on dissenters at a moments notice. And since people cant voice their frustration by electing another party to power, protests in such countries can quickly turn into revolutions.
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autotldr t1_j1z11nf wrote
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)
> SEOUL, South Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un presented new plans to further bolster his military power next year at a meeting of top political officials, state media reported Wednesday, in an indication he'll continue his provocative run of weapons displays.
> The military apologized for failing to shoot down the drones and President Yoon Suk Yeol called for stronger air defenses and high-tech stealth drones to better monitor North Korea.
> In a meeting with his advisers Wednesday, Yoon said South Korea must resolutely retaliate against any provocation by North Korea, saying that will be the most powerful means to deter the North.
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Praddict t1_j1z3un8 wrote
Maybe he should lay out goals to improve their infrastructure and make sure his people get fed. I dunno. Like be a real leader for a change.
Haitchyy t1_j1z4ykl wrote
whilst his people continue to die of starvation
danikim1 t1_j1z973c wrote
Jesus christ why does he look so old???
drucifer271 t1_j1zqe0i wrote
Well it was about that time I realized that the dictator of North Korea was a 300 foot tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era!
biggKIDD0 t1_j1zt34t wrote
Honestly I'f humanity were living underwater he'd been gone long ago I feel sorry for all those marine life which end up in my plate so I'm fcked as well
LucyEleanor t1_j202tsb wrote
I had fun downvoting you
NobodyGotTimeFuhDat t1_j2038a2 wrote
Steps to be a North Korean dick-tator:
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Be fat.
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Point randomly at things while “walking” around.
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Make empty threats to destroy America.
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Shoot useless missiles into the ocean that don’t work.
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Claim victory after shooting useless missiles into the ocean that don’t work.
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Refer to step 1.
Dizno311 t1_j20a6le wrote
He should start with boosting food production first.
Brilliant-Debate-140 t1_j20a9lm wrote
Oo Aaa ouch hahaha you hurt me! Who gives to fuks what you think haha I suppose you'd like Kim to blast yo ass too
BonersMalone69 t1_j20bs9l wrote
That fukken ocean’s been getting real uppity lately… but who among us will dare to put the unruly seas in their place
No_Significance_1550 t1_j20icdj wrote
Too bad Kim doesn’t have goals like feeding his people the way he feeds himself.
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danobuis t1_j20pqxq wrote
Like lunchables
Snoo63541 t1_j20yyj5 wrote
He’s trying to provoke Godzilla…
Snoo63541 t1_j20z10v wrote
Chainsmoking
Snoo63541 t1_j20zenr wrote
Kim Jong-Un has made previous efforts (and speeches) about the need to prioritize economic growth, but like his forefathers he’s “riding a tiger” in the NK Military that keeps him in power. He has to prioritize the military’s desires for weapons and launches or risk a coup.
almostthere69420 t1_j214bc2 wrote
Starve the other 2% of elites to death👌
Joebear939 t1_j217vx7 wrote
That'll teach um
deseptacon t1_j217x74 wrote
He saw Aquaman and thought it was a documentary and took action before they can launch their attack upon the land dwellers.
gabe_iveljic t1_j21asjx wrote
Plans to lunch more often while his people suffer.
No_Significance_1550 t1_j21b0cz wrote
Wisdom and greatness……
Or shitty lifestyle choices.
PrimeTime0000 t1_j21v9xl wrote
His people could have a wonderful meal if they ate him. He’s porky 🐷
Jazzlike_Run_5466 t1_j21vv5p wrote
The media really hypes them up like they are scary. Just because they got nukes don't make them scary they can't do anything their army is a bunch of malnourished improperly trained soldiers with old equipment. They'd be wiped off the map if they ever showed true aggression
altathing t1_j22ccu7 wrote
Nah, the great North Korea is actually like Wakanda and they've actually secretly been fighting Godzilla this whole time by sending their missiles into the sea. /s
shaltysam t1_j22g9co wrote
"Make a the rocket more pointy it better"
theSomberscientist t1_j22v17t wrote
This looks like the “doppelgänger” they made for him in 2020 I still don’t think this is the original Kim
danikim1 t1_j22vaz3 wrote
OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. Thank you for that callback. That does make some sense.
Juke_Joint_Jedi t1_j22xezc wrote
Dennis Rodman told him he was playing Aquaman and he's trying to get him to come back.
dogeimistic t1_j230jkr wrote
I would laugh my head off if the sea struck back with a tidal wave.
Senior-Government-87 t1_j23womm wrote
What does this dude think will happen when he has nukes.
"Now that we have nukes America will have to do business with us"
Nah dude you're still sanctioned, go away
newarkian t1_j1yv5uj wrote
Plans to launch more rockets and missiles into the sea…..