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Mountain_Offer1348 t1_j0x9cyt wrote
That is awfully flattering.
pauliewotsit t1_j0x9ezt wrote
It looks weird without the queens face on them, dontcha think?
elizabeth-cooper OP t1_j0xa5gw wrote
Is it? I think the picture makes him look puffy.
Z23kG3Cn7f t1_j0xacw6 wrote
It's okay, it will change in a decade or so anyway.
Edit: I hit a nerve. It's true though, William will be on the cash soon.
Fifteen_inches t1_j0xahhi wrote
Ugly, absolutely horrible. Throw him away.
autotldr t1_j0xaium wrote
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 77%. (I'm a bot)
> Designs for bank notes featuring an image of King Charles III have been revealed by the Bank of England, with plans to enter circulation by mid-2024.
> More than 4.7bn Bank of England notes featuring the Queen remain in circulation, worth about £82bn. It comes after the gradual phasing out of paper bank notes and the bringing in of those printed on polymer - a thin and flexible plastic material - since the introduction of the £5 note featuring Winston Churchill on the reverse in 2016.
> Although the note designs revealed by the Bank will feature a new portrait of the monarch, the reverse side will remain unchanged, with the author Jane Austen on the £10 notes, the artist JMW Turner on the £20 ones and the computer scientist Alan Turing on the £50 notes.
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FondleMyPlumsPlease t1_j0xcpw2 wrote
Not as puffy as them sausages of his.
Gyarydos t1_j0xcscm wrote
If you don’t want your notes, I’d be happy to take them off your hands
FondleMyPlumsPlease t1_j0xcz8b wrote
I’d consider certain landmarks to be more fitting, like with certain coins. In fairness I couldn’t care less who or what is on tender, I just think it might be a longer lasting solution than an individual.
FondleMyPlumsPlease t1_j0xd2uh wrote
I wouldn’t of thought it but now that you mention it, I actually see it.
CharistineE t1_j0xdk3z wrote
I like that this is only for new bills and they are not destroying the old ones for environmental reasons.
plz_send_your_nudes t1_j0xdxwu wrote
How would they go and collect all old ones? Its simply not doable
pettycandy t1_j0xe0xe wrote
I agree. Puffy, but flattering in that there are not any age lines that I can see. Maybe from an earlier portrait?
FondleMyPlumsPlease t1_j0xeigd wrote
Same way they replaced paper with plastic notes, it’s very doable.
fukwhutuheard t1_j0xf2e6 wrote
old bills are removed from circulation all the time. a bank collects them and takes them out of circulation and is provided new bills by the gov
Sugarysam t1_j0xf4t6 wrote
I think they technically are related, but this is the first time I’ve seen a resemblance.
https://famouskin.com/famous-kin-chart.php?name=3103+george+w+bush&kin=7516+queen+elizabeth+ii
Godsarefakezz t1_j0xf7yk wrote
Damn do they really have to do this? It’s so tacky .
plz_send_your_nudes t1_j0xfbnw wrote
Obviously, but no one would go around and replace them as in a transition to the Euro. The slow replacement is a standard process done all the time.
CharistineE t1_j0xfhd9 wrote
Obviously they wouldn't get all of it. I have $2 US dollar bills which are legal tender, but not printed. They could easily say that all banks have to exchange for new. Many countries change currency. It is doable, though never perfect.
ThatGuyMiles t1_j0xfnjm wrote
I mean these programs exist, they don’t go out and collect them, older currency just gets destroyed wants it finds its way to banks/financial institutions. So I assume that means they aren’t going out of their way to destroy the “queen’s” bills once they reach financial institutions, instead they will be allowed to recirculate.
I’m going based off of the other persons comments and just assuming they are correct, that they aren’t being destroyed.
macfaddenstrews t1_j0xghwv wrote
'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.'
Sim0nsaysshh t1_j0xgy8a wrote
Charlie's always been on the notes though
pauliewotsit t1_j0xh1oq wrote
Spudtron98 t1_j0xhzxd wrote
Cash usually remains in circulation until it’s deemed unusable. The only reason you never see any monarchs prior to Elizabeth on coinage, which can remain in use for many decades, is because she straight up pre-dates decimalisation.
AdamantiumBalls t1_j0xlgbh wrote
These people were made from generations ago , must be nice
NeuHundred t1_j0xlwuk wrote
Well, my cousin Bert Baldrick, Mr Gainsborough's butler's dogsbody, he says that he's heard all portraits look the same these days, 'cause they're painted to a romantic ideal, rather than as a true depiction of the idiosyncratic facial qualities of the person in question.
GuardianWolvenFriend t1_j0xo46h wrote
Imagine putting your face on every single denomination. So much for honoring the past
Sugarysam t1_j0xop23 wrote
By any chance, was your Cousin Baldrick’s father a nun by profession?
TriblialBrainDamblge t1_j0xr62z wrote
Chuck Bucks
TriblialBrainDamblge t1_j0xrdq9 wrote
slyscamp t1_j0xrjey wrote
Charles doesn't actually look like the portrait. He has a much slenderer, oblong face shape with a prominent nose and ears, slender jaw, on top of much more wrinkles and much less hair.
Even when he was young he didn't have that face shape.
They didn't want to make the portrait actually look like him because he is so unconventionally handsome, so they made a fictional Charles.
mlorusso4 t1_j0xru90 wrote
It’s super easy actually. You start out by just exchanging all the money already in the banks. Then, as businesses and people deposit their old money into the banks, you swap that out too. It might take a bit to swap out every last dollar, but after a short time you would get the overwhelming majority. The only old bills left would be the wad of cash under grandmas bed.
Now you could speed the process up by saying on x date the old money is no good, but that’s considered a bad idea because it lowers faith in your currency
Forrestgardener t1_j0xsqv1 wrote
How do you call somebody that looks like Charles "Your Majesty"? He is the least majestic person alive.
TheNachoSupreme t1_j0xuibj wrote
Random fun fact: A gay strip club I've been to exclusively gives change for cover/drinks in two dollar bills to encourage tipping the dancers more
Sreg32 t1_j0xv5lz wrote
I agree, Puffy McChuck…from a current colony!
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Trips-Over-Tail t1_j0xvrao wrote
What do you mean?
Nerevarine91 t1_j0xw40h wrote
They only just finished the switch to plastic, so replacing all the money again would be an absolute nightmare
roundearthervaxxer t1_j0xw8as wrote
“Chuck note”
Nerevarine91 t1_j0xwaaw wrote
The reigning monarch’s portrait being on currency goes back to before the Norman invasion, lol
ballrus_walsack t1_j0xwf3o wrote
We are all made from generations ago.
Logans_Beer_Run t1_j0xx6uv wrote
He looks tired.
GlobalTravelR t1_j0xyiiq wrote
I only want the 2 Buck Chuck note.
Spiritual_Candle9336 t1_j0y0ktb wrote
Tired of your shit
eggandbaconpie t1_j0y1lys wrote
Anyone regretting Euro banknotes now?
Logans_Beer_Run t1_j0y1tfk wrote
He looks tired of my shit, and looks painfully aware that there's jack all he can do about it.
Chrisf1bcn t1_j0y30av wrote
That’s a terrible picture of him looks like he’s just taken a shit and he needs to hide the smell incase he kills of the dogs
wastingvaluelesstime t1_j0y5ud8 wrote
He's got what the Joker wants : https://youtu.be/6GwGRSzasxo
lstsmle331 t1_j0y7zrh wrote
Unconventionally Handsome. I’m gonna use that from now on.
JustSomeBloke5353 t1_j0y9y65 wrote
I see what you did there …
Apycia t1_j0ybwe4 wrote
come on - look at his Gene Pool. Add to that his luxurious life so far, Dudes's gonna die in 2060.
NATIK001 t1_j0ydr5e wrote
Sadly doesn't always last.
A few generations back my family was loaded, but at this point the money has all been thrown away on lavish lifestyles and failed business ventures. None left for my generation except stories and some distant relations to nobility, the titles themselves have been lost too due to marrying outside nobility (not that I disapprove of that in any way).
I think my grandfather was the last to be a proper millionaire, my parents generation even lost the last of the old family estates.
But that is life, would have been nice to be financially secure from birth but can't win everything. I do have friends from wealthy families though, which gives some view into that life and money causes some shitty power issues in family relations. The old patriarchs and matriarchs get to be colossal shitheads, because no one dares to challenge them and lose access to the money stacks, can get real dysfunctional. My grandfather definitely used his money to try and control his kids, by giving them cash, loans or real estate if they followed his wishes and withholding it if they didn't.
theguineapigssong t1_j0yetbg wrote
The watermark should be his sausage fingers.
theonlyrexkwondo t1_j0yk4qv wrote
It would be impossible! We would need some sort of organisation or system that collects and holds onto the money or something. Some kind of giant piggy bank the money runs through and they could exchange the notes. Nah.. impossible. Never been done.
theonlyrexkwondo t1_j0yk9yk wrote
Not really..
LostTone8935 t1_j0ylql9 wrote
I think he looks way younger on the notes than in real life, he could be a spry young man of 60.
nim_opet t1_j0ymxwg wrote
You are extraordinary unlucky. Wealth is much more sticky than poverty - out of 400 wealthiest families in Florence, something like 350 were the wealthiest families in the city records in the 15th century.
nim_opet t1_j0ymzu0 wrote
They don’t have to. There’s no law requiring it
Nerevarine91 t1_j0ynfe8 wrote
I mean, you understand that the slow replacement is done all the time, so… you absolutely do know that the change would be doable. Slowly.
Bring_Bring_Duh_Ello t1_j0ynkgw wrote
Dude go over to r/ELI5
NATIK001 t1_j0ynwwi wrote
Yeah I know it's not the usual outcome.
However one also has to consider that that stat refers to the main line of the family usually. Families tend to fracture over time. Either the heads of the family choose the main line or aristocratic laws did. Either way some descendants drift away over time from the main wealth pool.
But yeah, money tends to breed money. If it isn't managed by morons a sufficient amount will sustain itself, but failing enough business ventures can waste an unbelievable amount of funds.
For my family it's a mix of both, but primarily the last one.
In Europe it's not that uncommon to hear about old mansions, castles and estates in disrepair or for sale, because the old aristocratic families can't afford the upkeep anymore.
Often the lesser nobility ended up being nothing but farmers with oversized egos, and the spending habits of small kings. The industrial revolution left a lot of those behind in the dirt.
StephenHunterUK t1_j0yog53 wrote
You were still getting Victoria-era coins in circulation until then, indeed.
StephenHunterUK t1_j0yolk0 wrote
Ffishsticks t1_j0ypkcs wrote
No the old ones will be cycled out as they get worn or there is a big change in the design (roughly every 15-20 years for notes).
Before they made them smaller in the 1990s the 5p and 10p coins were the same size and value as the pre-decimalisation 1 & 2 shillings. As a kid I saw various Edwards and Georges on the coins still in circulation
Nerevarine91 t1_j0ypnba wrote
True, although interrupted (at least in the UK). Most of the Anglo-Saxon kings prior to… maybe Æthalstan?… simply put their name on the coins, until the use of a portrait was reimplemented
Thue t1_j0yuwop wrote
How is it tacky? The money has always had the reigning monarch on it.
Tacky would be not to do it, to wallow in nostalgia about the previous monarch, in deliberate ignorance of the current status.
Thue t1_j0yvc0k wrote
He doesn't look that healthy, and believes in health pseudoscience, so there is a good chance he is not following medical expert advice. I would certainly not bet on him living as long as his mother.
Thue t1_j0yvo5d wrote
Either the current monarch's face, or no face. Keeping the Queen's face on the currency would seem backwards and silly to me.
Thue t1_j0yvqmr wrote
I think it is quite a nice picture.
Thue t1_j0yvtw3 wrote
Maybe he is criticizing Queen Elizabeth II for having her face on the currency for all these years?
Thue t1_j0yvwzg wrote
I see you have not heard of Charles II of Spain.
Thue t1_j0yvzi1 wrote
They will continue in circulation until individually removed due to wear and tear.
Thue t1_j0yw4ui wrote
Most old things seem timeless to people who lived them. Then people get used to the new things, and then those new things become old and timeless.
Thue t1_j0yw9pg wrote
They did flatter him, but you can clearly recognize him without any problems. I think they did a good compromise. Official portraits are supposed to be flattering.
Godsarefakezz t1_j0yxf1x wrote
How is that tacky?
Thue t1_j0yxkz2 wrote
Worshiping old things instead of the current status quo just seems kinda bizarre to me.
Godsarefakezz t1_j0yxnru wrote
Worshiping old things instead of worshiping new things. What’s the difference?
Thue t1_j0yxvjw wrote
Going out of your way to keep Elizabeth II on, even after she should not normally be, is more worshipful than just putting the current King on as is normal.
Outrageous_Duty_8738 t1_j0z1r1k wrote
It’s going to take a bit of getting used off the queen was on Banknotes since 1960s
Forrestgardener t1_j0z37r7 wrote
Interesting, maybe it's the name Charles.
P5ych0pathV2 t1_j0z5pk2 wrote
Is it cool to have a chomo on your bills now?
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j0zc6i5 wrote
Any monarch who asks not to be on the money will swiftly learn how limited their power truly is.
sockydraws t1_j0zenag wrote
Stop putting monarchs on money.
Stop having monarchs.
Impressive_Ad_5127 t1_j0zircx wrote
Royal Wanker
clevercookie69 t1_j101vt7 wrote
British currency has had Charlie on it for decades
ODBrewer t1_j10c9q9 wrote
I’ve heard he has a cunning plan, Baldrick.
Particular-Board2328 t1_j10dfwl wrote
I'm looking for the first gold coin with king Charles on it.
ImaginaryDonut69 t1_j10vdjg wrote
Charles is literally made of money now. 👍
jondthompson t1_j11083m wrote
So would wine from Trader Joe's be "4 chuck bucks chuck"?
SpinningHead t1_j114yhx wrote
If Charles on your money doesnt make one realize how disgusting monarchy is, I cant imagine what will.
RagnarStonefist t1_j11fl8r wrote
How many Lizzies to a Chuck Buck?
snkn179 t1_j11g7pm wrote
Tbh most English descent people would be related if you go 12 generations back.
yispco t1_j11zvw2 wrote
They are cousins. The blue bloods are in positions of power all over
demonspawnhk t1_j12eep9 wrote
Joe's toes
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