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Gloomy_Intention2674 t1_iya13uc wrote

I love ancient Egypt! They used to do this so in the afterlife they would be allowed to speak when judged at the court of Osiris

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CrimsonShrike t1_iyahidf wrote

"wait Osiris, let him talk, I want to know how blingtongue's deal is, it's freaking me out"

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Amerlis t1_iyamjv8 wrote

So where’s the mummies with the gold phalluses? What, no one thought “I’d sure like to do more of that in the afterlife.”?

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UrynSM t1_iyb2l5a wrote

Osiris has no cock... Not sure why anyone else would have the right to use one..

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rockalyte t1_iyb7fex wrote

Maybe it’s to use the gold tongue to eat Osiris out?

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UrynSM t1_iyb82za wrote

I am gone from this conversation

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pf2- t1_iye39jp wrote

Deep ancient Egyptian lore

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rockalyte t1_iyembl4 wrote

Hope they got the Gene Simmons gold special edition tongue ;)-

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