Submitted by hieronymusanonymous t3_z1qywr in worldnews
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Billyjoewayne t1_ixccgh3 wrote
"Your kid is dead because I have a small penis." - Vladimir Putin
Street-Badger t1_ixcd48z wrote
He’s going to be walking them through the limited drivetrain warranty and color options.
vapescaped t1_ixcd5y5 wrote
"Russia thanks your sons for standing up for...Russia's freedom. Or nazis. Or nato. Or the liberation of Russians living in Ukraine. You know, whichever cause is more patriotic to you."
HondaS2000AP1 t1_ixcdjpx wrote
He's gonna say how horrible the Ukrainians soldiers are and spin stories to rack up on more mobilisation huh
Luckcrisis t1_ixcfan3 wrote
Imo it's him wanting to be a piece of history of his country. A need for immortality (possibly linked to the illnesses they state he has....blood cancer and ms) where he reunited his country. Now he has to keep rolling so he doesn't go down as the worst Russian leader in modern times. Also he is losing to a comedian who is Respected and loved.
Dadfite t1_ixcffqd wrote
Probably hear a lot of "Thank you for this opportunity, Mr. President" or something along those lines.
nervusv t1_ixcfh1m wrote
But hey, here is a new white LADA!
External-Web8394 t1_ixcgl4g wrote
More like here is a bag of potatoes
Ramental t1_ixcgmxf wrote
Probably need time to pick all the acceptably-looking female FSB employees (shorter, good-looking, but not too good-looking, since they must be 40+), also train them what to say and how to behave. They must look Slavic, because fck the Russian minorities. Maybe one yakut and one buryat woman for the sake of inclusivity.
CollegeStation17155 t1_ixcgt5p wrote
Given that there have to be folks in the KGB pragmatic enough to realize what’s he’s doing to Russia, I keep wondering why he hasn’t been poked with an umbrella or drank some nerve agent…
Mechhammer t1_ixch29d wrote
Yup, Russian volunteers
sofa_general t1_ixchubp wrote
>soldiers
You spelled FSO operatives wrong
Phantom_Wolf52 t1_ixcia2s wrote
I wonder what they’ll think of him, taking away their sons to go fight in a war which they’ll basically be guaranteed death which he started just to satisfy his ego and craving for power, if he’s actually gonna be meeting them I’m sure they’ll have a nice and civil interaction /s
mrplow25 t1_ixcid3z wrote
Putin is going to be giving out Ladas like Oprah to these mothers
Phantom_Wolf52 t1_ixciflg wrote
Yeah as someone probably said already Volodymyr Zelenskyy is such an amazing comedian he made Putin and his regime into a joke
strangeapple t1_ixcjg5u wrote
Mobilisation is supposed to be over though, so he'd have to give it an extra spin as to why they're regardless being sent to become fertilizer for Ukrainian soil.
FreezingMoose t1_ixcknh7 wrote
Nurses with syringes on standby!
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PaulRudin t1_ixcook9 wrote
Which Ladas are like Oprah?
lenchoreddit t1_ixcotp7 wrote
Awwwww
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_ixcpcxe wrote
The fat ones that platform Dr. Oz.
Solkre t1_ixcpoqj wrote
My son always wanted this car, his death bought it, so we'll drive it for him.
Cyber_Apocalypse t1_ixcsb8k wrote
Hopefully he doesn't have a nurse secretly inject one of the mothers to knock her out when she gets angry, like he did with the Kursk submarine disaster meeting.
NoxInfernus t1_ixcsw5r wrote
Lol, “asks”
Get in the truck!
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foodishlove t1_ixcxn1y wrote
He demands they have more babies to rebuild the army for the wars to come.
Different_Radio7769 t1_ixcy1qt wrote
Next Lie
notnickthrowaway t1_ixcyl27 wrote
Will they be sedated again, like the Kursk mothers?
makiko4 t1_ixd1tjj wrote
Oh, I think he made history. Just not for any of the reasons he was hoping for.
_Didds_ t1_ixd2jrg wrote
You are joking but I've read more than once on OSI that Russia might start drafting women on the basis of the historic precedence of women fighting in the Red Army during WW2.
Vegasome t1_ixd573e wrote
Id say its average
comeonwhatdidIdo t1_ixd5fnd wrote
I won't be suprised if he ends up saying have more kids!
JustMe0088 t1_ixda33d wrote
Get that green screen ready.
LogicalPsychosis t1_ixdddr9 wrote
Don't forget сатан
Odd_Ad_472 t1_ixde9hv wrote
👍🏻
Alimbiquated t1_ixdf498 wrote
Your sons will die young, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Phantom_Wolf52 t1_ixdf5xb wrote
If they don’t slap or punch him in the face or scream at him for getting their son killed ik damn he ain’t really meeting the actual parents
DragoonDM t1_ixdj2j4 wrote
Much in the same way the nice folks from the Neighborhood Protection Association might "ask" for a modest financial contribution to the "protect your business from arson" fund.
Wulfger t1_ixdt48z wrote
Seriously, I'm absolutely certain they'll be taking every measure possible to make sure they don't have another incident like when he met the mother's of the Kursk sailors and one was sedated and removed while on camera.
Technocorporatist t1_ixdt4p0 wrote
"Gear up, ladies. You're going in."
aging_geek t1_ixdwdll wrote
Putin "I want to thank you for my sacrifice... here's 10 rubles."
justforthearticles20 t1_ixe0bki wrote
plans to start new "Mothers of already dead conscripts" brigade.
xXMcFuddyXx t1_ixe0ffj wrote
That's right, Vlad. Time to pretend like you give a shit.
diablosinmusica t1_ixe3t9m wrote
I was reading this as a threat. Then I realized the mothers of defectors are probably already being re educated.
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patrykpudlo t1_ixef33z wrote
It’s all staged and will be covered by totally controlled media. The story that average Ivan will see in television will show the great father of nation who cares and loves his people, empathetic strong leader! Makes me want to puke..
antifapper t1_ixejkpr wrote
Will there be nurses with sedatives this time.
godznajder t1_ixelkko wrote
Noo, not the babushkas!
Thin_Pomegranate4461 t1_ixes9r5 wrote
He should stand there with his feet apart and let everyone of them kick him in the balls one after another until death. Fair is fair in special military operation.
DenseCalligrapher219 t1_ixew2oy wrote
Really? Looks like Wibdows 10 if you ask me. Then again it's kinda hard to see.
Luckcrisis t1_ixf1bph wrote
Political equivalent of having the nickname "skidmarks"
False_Fondant8429 t1_ixf6th1 wrote
Why are you crying we have lost nothing !
KKtwo t1_ixf85hd wrote
If it’s anything like when he met the mothers and wives of the Kursk submarine disaster he will just have them sedated live on TV like this.
dntcareboutdownvotes t1_ixfh9a3 wrote
Optimistic to think there would be more than one potato in the bag.
WanderingPickles t1_ixfkbht wrote
I remember watching that. Just awful.
What amazed me then is that if the US had experienced such a disaster and then the profound mismanagement it would have resulted in the leadership being ousted and prosecuted. Yet, he managed to stay in power.
Remember, this was the relative beginning. There had been some hope that Russia had been democratizing, gaining accountability, etc.
But nope. And it has only gotten worse.
MonsterHunterOwl t1_ixfv3v9 wrote
Ahh I can see it now.
Make more babies so I can murder them - pootin
Ice278 t1_ixg8104 wrote
I gotta see a clip
Chumy_Cho t1_ixcbwfx wrote
Doubt he would be meeting the 'real' mothers!