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MattMasterChief t1_ja7egqd wrote

Every person on reddit preparing to comment: hold my beer

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snotrockit1 t1_ja7ffu7 wrote

You DO NOT keep doing the crimes AFTER you change your face, rookie mistake.

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pichael288 t1_ja7qr3e wrote

Most of the drug dealers I've known do the opposite, cover themselves in tattoos and wear clothes that scream "I'm a criminal". Get you a star wars Tshirt and play Pokemon go on the way to your dudes house and the cops cant even see you

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echoNovemberNine t1_ja94wzb wrote

Drug lord but I only see he had 2kg of ecstasy.. that seems less like a lord and more like a serf to me.

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happykittynipples t1_ja9655c wrote

I love Thailand but after reading "The Damage Done: Twelve Years of Hell in a Bangkok Prison" by Warren Fellows I am always a very good boy when I am there.

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PoorDecisionsNomad t1_jabhdvt wrote

Replying to pichael288 (#2,055,518)

This is so fucking true. My pupils were blown the fuck up and I had 500$ of mdma in my pocket at a gas station. I had a friendly as fuck conversation at 2am with a cop in a dirty wet suit while we were waiting in line. I don’t remember much from those days but that one stands out. Better to be profiled as an awkward nerd than a criminal.

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EvenHair4706 t1_jabimmx wrote

So fake moustaches don’t work anymore?

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