Submitted by mikeydhakid t3_10p8o2x in washingtondc
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RandomLogicThough t1_j6ix5l6 wrote
I liked the Gridlock one ok.
twenty-six-sixty-six t1_j6ixle1 wrote
deeply unfunny
Goosehybrid t1_j6ixt4z wrote
Number 10 is pretty good, would pay to see that
Tahh t1_j6iyei9 wrote
I'm getting more concerned that our collective standards will just lower to be satisfied by chat gpt. It's certainly happening for some people. "Good enough, fake onion"
rafdaman15 t1_j6iz9bl wrote
Come on…#8 is kinda funny
MelodyMaster5656 t1_j6j08ad wrote
- Is kind of funny, but the rest lack a sort of relatability.
NorseTikiBar t1_j6j0ra4 wrote
Too bad Jay Leno went off the air, because he could've just used AI to replace his writing staff and no one would notice a change in quality.
hearshot t1_j6j12h0 wrote
I'm excited by 3 and 10 the most
BoozAlien t1_j6j1tcd wrote
It would be fun to see it write some /r/washingtondc discussion topics. I guarantee it would include carjacking, parking and black and white people calling each other racists.
twenty-six-sixty-six t1_j6j1ycp wrote
hard disagree, that's one of the least funny
I think the onion's headlines are funnier because they're more shocking -- these are very PG
mrcrrcrm t1_j6j2hcb wrote
Lol #3 got a smile from me
6FeetBeneathTheMoon t1_j6j3cxj wrote
Number 7 is a good idea tho
mikeydhakid OP t1_j6j3vet wrote
these were also all generated by an AI computer in about 10 seconds…
PanAmargo t1_j6j43u9 wrote
Mixed race erasure
KevinMCombes t1_j6j58xn wrote
Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.
KevinMCombes t1_j6j5d1o wrote
Number 7 was the only one I found actually funny and relevant to locals. And I live in Arlington
22304_selling t1_j6j5mzq wrote
thank you for that one
FoggyBottomBreakdown t1_j6j6j6r wrote
Don’t. Praise. The machine.
LeektheGeek t1_j6j6rlw wrote
Actually Just Robots
twenty-six-sixty-six t1_j6j739b wrote
i don't care if it generates a billion unfunny headlines in 1 second...
sunnylittlemay t1_j6j7cg7 wrote
You should ask them for Onion headlines invoking Washington DC and dating
sponto_pronto t1_j6j83la wrote
Babylon Bee-tier except for #10
NewUser22031 t1_j6j91bs wrote
Someone has a case of the Mondays.
Poomped t1_j6j9fab wrote
7 and 10 😂
KerPop42 t1_j6j9rah wrote
I feel like an actual onion headline would include VA-aligned DCrs secretly building a wall to keep Maryland out, and the two movements don't find out about each other until DC has been totally cut off from the rest of the country, in transit and utilities
The article ends with DC starting to descend into a Mad Max hellscape, with one commenter reporting that it's not like a split congress was going to get anything done anyway
Docile_Doggo t1_j6ja2n5 wrote
ChatGPT for President
franch t1_j6jbe9s wrote
Your post has been removed. See Rule 1: No Memes.
That means memes, macros, screenshots of screenshots of screenshots, etc.
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makemeking706 t1_j6jbxvu wrote
Wall to keep Virginia out got a chuckle.
EveryPapaya57 t1_j6iwvpf wrote
Looks like the editors over at The Onion will be keeping their jobs for a while!