Submitted by Inferno_Crazy t3_10pihny in washingtondc
Lawyer: Is smarter than you. Asked you to schedule date out 4 weeks in advance and does not think that's weird. Texts you back 3 business days later. Grills you about your resume the entire first date. Offers to pay for stuff. Leaves in Uber black. 5/10 conversationalist.
Consultant: Former sorority girl. Definitely more competent than her male counterpart. Can be found at happy hour. Is a yeller when drunk. Probably cute. Possibly insane. Usually fun.
NGO: Weirdly nice. Looks down morally on your job. Does not budge when bill comes for dinner. Usually has a boyfriend.
Hill Staffer: Thinks work they do is very important. Fetched coffee that day. Talks A LOT. Must know your political views. Makes no money but is somehow always going to bars and eating out. Has 6 roommates or parents pay rent.
Embassy Chick: Speaks 5 languages. Will show up in random places. Comes to your place one time. Wants to go clubbing. Will make out with you and disappear like Batman.
The Project Manager: Very stressed out. Very busy answering email. Cannot fully explain job description. Is either running fortune 500 company or borderline incompetent. Impossible to get a hold of. Needs Xanax prescription.
Engineer: Again smarter than you. Rarest of them all. Usually chill.
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