I made a mad lib for everyone to comment!

Wow, I can't believe [restaurant] is on this list. I went to [restaurant] and I was not impressed. The [food / ambiance / service] was mediocre at best. And the [waitstaff / chef / owner] is a known for being [sexist / racist / anti-worker / homophobic / rude / slow / including a restaurant recovery fee on the check]. I can't believe [restaurant] is ranked higher than [other restaurant]. Everyone thinks that [other restaurant] is so much better. And why are restaurants from [city / town] included on this list? I thought this was about Washington. Clearly Washingtonian is biased against [neighborhood you live in]. This entire list is bullshit.