When I was in college I worked my way up through the under-the-table ranks of a bar in AdMo. We employed a lot of guys from 8th/I and the Honor Guard as bouncers/doormen.

If you were to go to Adam’s Morgan tonight around 7:00-8:00 when things are not busy at all just go in and speak to a manager/someone acting like a manager and let them know you’re currently active duty.

Try Shenanigans and ask for Ted or Bobblehead*.

• • seriously. He won’t react to any other name.