Submitted by thegrumpycarp t3_z7d76z in washingtondc
throws_rocks_at_cars t1_iy6byib wrote
Reply to comment by TheDukeofArgyll in You must STOP for pedestrians in crosswalks! by thegrumpycarp
They would work better if they were permanently illuminated and were raised to sidewalk level as some sort of huge speed bump.
TheDukeofArgyll t1_iy6cphg wrote
Agreed, I am all for continuous sidewalks
throws_rocks_at_cars t1_iy6d4qr wrote
Also every cross walk should come with a bucket of orange utility hammers that pedestrians can use to shatter the windows of passing cars in random acts of indiscriminate vandalism.
Ttabts t1_iy6mdsn wrote
This. Although I would prefer bricks - they can be thrown to do more damage with less risk to the vandal.
kelizziek t1_iy7t8r2 wrote
Yes but think of the rotator cuff injuries
IcyWillow1193 t1_iy7a4pm wrote
Sparkplug fragments are more compact.
damnatio_memoriae t1_iy7e0pd wrote
i just carry a 4 foot piece of rebar like a walking stick.
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