Submitted by grandoopsbear t3_yyzef7 in washingtondc
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Successful-Trash-409 t1_iwxbp0x wrote
Is the chicken getting emotional support while being around his buddies getting pressure fried?
solidrecommendations t1_iwxcheb wrote
The juxtaposition of the cock and the bag in the background is pretty neat
Admirable_Present_66 t1_iwxecv8 wrote
This!!!!!
Admirable_Present_66 t1_iwxeeqp wrote
He’s in there smelling all his deep fried friends. Has to be traumatizing. He’s gonna need an emotional support cock next.
ottereatingpopsicles t1_iwxep1c wrote
I hope someone out there has made a fake dating profile for that rooster named Emotional Support Cock
messmaker523 t1_iwxexjm wrote
You act like chic fila actually serves chicken and not synthetic polymers and epoxys formed in the shape of a cut of chicken
roknfunkapotomus t1_iwxf7ee wrote
Strangely, one of the least weird things I've seen in that Chik-fil-a
ThatsALovelyShirt t1_iwxf91b wrote
Mmm, love a little salmonella with my sandwich.
Avocadofarmer32 t1_iwxhji1 wrote
Pet name for my next bf. No pun intended
GauntletofThonos t1_iwxhjl8 wrote
Scared straight. The chicken version.
Blackice1625 t1_iwxiip1 wrote
Something really sinister about taking an emotional support chicken to chick fil a of all places 😭
dreamtofalligators t1_iwxlezd wrote
Chickens will eat the hell out of some chicken nuggets. They don't give a fuck.
hdaily1994 t1_iwxlw3z wrote
“This is where the bad chickens go if you keep it up”
Honest_Performance42 t1_iwxmnpy wrote
That was the first thing I noticed
ktrainor59 t1_iwxnor3 wrote
Pimping ain't easy.
AhhAGoose t1_iwxpetr wrote
Yes it is
SluggingAndBussing t1_iwxr5og wrote
It’s true. Between that and the Taco Bell, ALWAYS an entertaining experience.
SluggingAndBussing t1_iwxr7ri wrote
This is so fucking unsanitary. Those things carry all sorts of nastiness.
PicklesNBacon t1_iwxwiai wrote
We all need one
oliversurpless t1_iwxx7s2 wrote
With plenty of moral certitude just behind phony feel-good worker empowerment type commercials…
---------V--------- t1_iwxx86q wrote
I know that bird. His name is Nugget.
ko21361 t1_iwxxgt5 wrote
kmtnewsman t1_iwxycvb wrote
Exposure therapy?
OneCryptographer9952 t1_iwxzyp8 wrote
Suddenly I wish we could normalize city cocks. They're so cute. We need more farms in this city.
OneCryptographer9952 t1_iwy00h5 wrote
SCREAMING SXRVIJKLLVJLJ
OneCryptographer9952 t1_iwy01d1 wrote
OneCryptographer9952 t1_iwy023d wrote
You and me both sister
Nas160 t1_iwy302o wrote
_plays_in_traffic_ t1_iwyatp9 wrote
this reminds me of Orgazmo. Stunt Cock!
this ESC is funny af tho
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No-Adhesiveness-9541 t1_iwynvne wrote
Well I have some emotional support cock if anyone needs one
Quelcris_Falconer13 t1_iwyyske wrote
My boyfriend calls me his emotional support cock.
Also it’s fucked up on several levels to bring a chicken to chic-fil-a
Quelcris_Falconer13 t1_iwyyyac wrote
sigh
Checks tinder anyways
Quelcris_Falconer13 t1_iwyz1b0 wrote
Well this is a rooster, so there.
Quelcris_Falconer13 t1_iwyz8h7 wrote
So weird and kinda fucked up story time : I worked in a burn intensive care unit for a while and when we got newly burned patients they always smelled like charred bar-b-que and I would be getting cravings for ribs or brisket. I know it’s gross but fuck they smelled good. Obvi I kept it professional but man I would always need to eat something after those experiences
Less_Wrong_ t1_iwyzdf4 wrote
Ayo gurl I can help ya out with my emotional support cock Ah hah hah
charliebrown31616 t1_iwz0m36 wrote
Put it on the grill might as well eat that chicken slice its throat take the feathers off and make some chik fil a sandwiches
Admirable_Present_66 t1_iwz3m3s wrote
surgeons_mate t1_iwz5bg1 wrote
That's fowl.
random_generation t1_iwzgo9a wrote
This lady was photographed walking her chicken on a leash in Target not to long ago, too.
GhostDawg01 t1_iwzhkrr wrote
I'd hate to live anywhere near the individual who owns this bird. Cockadoodledoo!
CaptainLawyerDude t1_iwzi2o7 wrote
That’s one way to get your rooster to behave. “See, Buddy, you don’t pipe down and you’re gone end up like all your friends HERE!”
TheZenCowSaysMu t1_iwzl4nd wrote
Oh sure, this gets a "fun" tag on Reddit,
But when I take out my cock at Chick-fil-A to rub and stroke it, people are all "pervert" this and "call the police" that.
KuzanAokijii t1_iwzlni3 wrote
It's so sad animals just like him are needlessly killed for a fucking sandwich
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s0voy t1_iwzv4tj wrote
You'd eat human meat too if it were prepared like some other animal's flesh and if you didn't know it's human meat
ilColonelloBuendia t1_ix0jak3 wrote
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ManLiterallyOnFire t1_ix1d6un wrote
His name is Nugget and apparently he'a super friendly.
garden88girl t1_ix27r7i wrote
This is animal abuse.
dreamtofalligators t1_ix3907v wrote
Chickens will also eat members of their own flock as soon as they're dead.
JustHereForCookies17 t1_ix5q1wp wrote
Dammit, I'm in this comment & I don't like it.
Maybe with some honey mustard, though...
s0voy t1_ix8gm30 wrote
That‘s probably true
CaptainObvious110 t1_ixepiq5 wrote
Very much so. Plus it's illegal to keep chickens in DC anyway
CaptainObvious110 t1_ixepqut wrote
Yeah that is really, really messed up. So one chicken gives you comfort from eating it and the other from you keeping it with you every where you go. I wonder if she takes this chicken to work with her or if she even has a job at all.
What if she goes on a date or goes to school.
Veszerin t1_iwx5r5q wrote
Caption: bck bck why you bring me here bckock!