Kylearean t1_iwstkc7 wrote
Reply to comment by p_yth in I'm looking for a group of male friends to visit DC bars with so I dont look desperate to other girls I flirt with when I go clubbing. Can any of you invite me to your clubbing friend group? by p_yth
I scanned your profile.
You're too nice.
Never compliment a woman unless she's done something to deserve it.
Always switch to text to make plans. Text is more real. Only use the text for quick messages and "meetup" planning. Never call it a date. Never start with food unless it's something unusual / special.
You need more pics with friends.
Hook up with the local (your ancestral country) community (e.g., Eritrean) to meet people.
The path to getting laid is to not want to get laid, and to express that desire. "Hey, about tonight -- I don't want to hook up, just get to know you. "
boots_with_the_furr t1_iwt380r wrote
Gross
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Kylearean t1_iwt3e50 wrote
Okay, what's gross about it?
boots_with_the_furr t1_iwt9ahe wrote
All of it. You sound like you don’t have any game or much experience with women. Also he’s posted that he’s Ethiopian.
Kylearean t1_iwta4tq wrote
Sounds like your problem, not mine. Eritrean was just a guess. Ethnically the same, politically different.
boots_with_the_furr t1_iwtouh3 wrote
Ignorant and lame, similar to your juvenile pickup artist techniques
Kylearean t1_iwue7wb wrote
I'm not the person insulting strangers online. Good luck.
boots_with_the_furr t1_iwui38h wrote
No not direct insults, just sexist and toxic generally. The downvotes indicate I’m onto something. Enjoy that
celj1234 t1_iwsyk36 wrote
That profile is a WILD ride 👀
IfUReadThisURLame t1_iwsuggf wrote
Have you seen the Tao of Steve? There seems to be some overlap in your philosophy, especially the last point.
Apprehensive-Ship-81 t1_iwu252r wrote
You're def a virgin
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Own_Literature_2790 t1_iwtbf9s wrote
Do you wait three days before calling your babies, even if they’re money?
jrunner02 t1_iwu0xms wrote
He's like a bear with these razor sharp claws and he's just batting the bunny around asking himself, "How do I kill the bunny with these claws, man?!"
Own_Literature_2790 t1_iwu8fw7 wrote
Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Kyle. I met you at the, um, at Looking Glass tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time… and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 202–555–4679
Kylearean t1_iwtchf3 wrote
No, I don't wait at all. I make plans.
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Mycatisbrown t1_iwt35en wrote
I would wager its super obvious you're being pandered to
IcyWillow1193 t1_iwyxjj9 wrote
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