Submitted by BeelzebubBubbleGum t3_ye86yq in washingtondc
ThatsALovelyShirt t1_itx0fgg wrote
Just be normal DC citizen and steal a screwdriver from the local family-owned Ace Hardware, and then use it to pry off someone else's plate (NOT screw off, you have to pry it off until it breaks something), and then stick it in the rear window of your shitty stolen Lincoln SUV with the useless muffler pathetically dangling off the rear axle like.
Expecting someone to have a printer, let alone one that works, is so boujie. Sheesh.
IfUReadThisURLame t1_itx8g6x wrote
You might get unlucky and steal plates from a person with warrants out on them.
ThatsALovelyShirt t1_itxbuuy wrote
Doesn't matter in DC. You will never get pulled over for anything while driving.
webbmoncure t1_itxfaun wrote
Unless you have a properly registered vehicle with DC, because then they know who you are.
Throwaway2theplate t1_itxglnh wrote
Safety first
Kitchen_Software t1_itx4qtg wrote
I just assume they print at the library for free. Seems fitting, doesn’t it?
oxtailplanning t1_itz897t wrote
Honestly, just don't have plates. No one is stopping you. If you get pulled over on the off chance, just say you left them in your other pants.
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