Submitted by bearface93 t3_ya4tgg in washingtondc
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Chester2707 t1_it9mufb wrote
Almost is being a bit generous.
hooahguy t1_ita89hl wrote
Im sure theres a few in there which are true, but the vast majority are definitely fake and the kind of stuff people think of that makes them sound witty. From a recent post, claiming its overheard in a farmers market: "no ketamine or cocaine? what kind of farmers market is this?" I guarantee you that nobody said this. Nobody.
vertknecht t1_itae2w0 wrote
That’s something a teenager would say to their friend as a joke
hooahguy t1_itaef6t wrote
How many teens go to farmers markets though?
longschlong1911 t1_itbtvpq wrote
I do!
marvsup t1_itbyjzp wrote
😎
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keyjan t1_it9mrvh wrote
Except that there actually are people with thousands of dollars in outstanding traffic/parking fines (and are still driving around free in those cars).
Kitchen_Software t1_it9w4i3 wrote
Barkmywords t1_itc4fhc wrote
Yea but $40k worth is not believable. They would certainly boot or tow the car way before that.
maufkn_ced t1_itcc9of wrote
Lol you’d be surprised. I think the highest I’ve seen was34k
AhhAGoose t1_it9ycgh wrote
The ones where people from Kansas are disappointed the national mall doesn’t have shops are all real I bet
dumbdumbmen t1_itb3v9b wrote
Well I've really had people ask me where the "mall" is. And where the parking lot is.
scotch_please t1_ita2wnh wrote
My reaction to any of the ones that have a random passerby interjecting with a mildly offensive witty quip. People here won't intervene when someone's getting aggressively sexually harassed or physically assaulted on the same train as them...they're not going to randomly comment on someone's private convo.
fvb955cd t1_itaokht wrote
For a while the quipper was always a wise native dcer, while the foolish people were transplants in a transplant job like consulting, which apparently someone overhearing it just knew somehow.
scotch_please t1_itarlfx wrote
> which apparently someone overhearing it just knew somehow.
They SENSED it was a troubled Aquarius needing to be snapped out of retrograde!
UnusualAd6529 t1_itafr6i wrote
Who tf even believes these, people just don't talk like this. What context would these quipy relevant one liners come up ??
gnocchicotti t1_itd1m07 wrote
Sounds like reddit
MrTacoMan t1_it9tgs9 wrote
Well it’s because that entire account is made up
1isudlaer t1_itaajr9 wrote
My actual OHD quote was never featured so now I assume all OHD quotes are fake or made up by comedians.
JustAcivilian24 t1_itamv2q wrote
Same!!
ahaaracer t1_itc5wog wrote
Submit it to the DCist one my friend was able to get their featured in it
EternalMoonChild t1_itdbqnx wrote
Yep, same here.
Chillycloth t1_it9w8xa wrote
They're both feds just trying to bait whoever eavesdrops
Remember, every 1 in 3 person in DC is a fed, domestic or international
AhhAGoose t1_it9yf78 wrote
And the other 2 are spies
BrightThru2014 t1_itbu8dr wrote
Strong “1 in 3 statistics are made up” energy
SurferNerd t1_itbo141 wrote
What exactly does “fed” mean here? I know it’s often used to refer to FBI agents, but also federal govt employees in general.
Less_Wrong_ t1_itbofs3 wrote
Fed is generally used as FBI or some other intelligence agency like CIA NSA etc
Referring as a ‘Fed’ to a regular federal government worker bee is laughable. PSA: Please don’t refer yourself as a Fed if you work HR at the USDA
turtyurt t1_itbox52 wrote
Are you really gatekeeping civil service?
Less_Wrong_ t1_itbp5bb wrote
I’m not. You need to get better at reading comprehension.
In common parlance, ‘running away from the feds’ or ‘ feds talking to each other on forums (eg on 4chan feds trolling feds is a meme)’, it refers to intelligence agencies. Not attorneys, statisticians, hr workers, secretaries that happen to work for the federal government
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marvsup t1_itbz9lj wrote
I mean, it's contextual
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marvsup t1_itc6s39 wrote
I mean, if we're talking about "feds trying to bait eavesdroppers," I'm pretty sure everyone would understand the implication is some kind of federal policing agent and not like someone who clerks for a house rep or something
Edit: but I guess that's not really what you were responding to, my bad
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Cool_Story_Bra t1_itc2lpj wrote
Do we? Because I dont say that. Don’t know anybody who does
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Less_Wrong_ t1_itc15zq wrote
It’s giving “”I work on classified stuff” when DoD douchebros in Ballston try to impress you” vibes
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PicklesNBacon t1_ita86m8 wrote
No way half the shit on that page is real
PresidentHarambe1 t1_ita0ph5 wrote
How? It’s because DC decided it was not equitable to boot and take their cars.
Bendragonpants t1_ita2okz wrote
Jeff bezos
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Midnight_Morning t1_itc5mc1 wrote
Diplomats?
paykani t1_itcxvcn wrote
Repost.
supercoffee1025 t1_ithwg0b wrote
r/thathappened
Sunmingo t1_itp21k6 wrote
They are diplomats the diplomatic immunity means they can’t be forced to pay it becomes a contest who can rack to most tickets
NefariousnessKey5365 t1_itc5o3d wrote
Are they politicians?
celj1234 t1_it99peq wrote
Va or md driver that use garages
DeJuanBallard t1_itaqd46 wrote
And that's why I don't go to dc
LoudTrousers t1_itb9hqq wrote
Then why are you commenting here bud?
BoseSonic t1_it9bxfe wrote
Almost none of those “Overheard” posts ever actually happened