Submitted by meye_usernameistaken t3_1274f37 in washingtondc
Anyone know of any drink specials?!
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zuziep t1_jecjjuz wrote
Go to Green Zone and order a Fuck Trump. It's always available but would feel extra special today.
[deleted] t1_jecpoje wrote
Dan's cafe. Order anything.
born_to_kvetch t1_jecrn0i wrote
Creamsicle float seems apropos.
alizadk t1_jecsfg3 wrote
RIP Capitol Lounge.
priscillareiss t1_jecy29k wrote
I think you should go have a drink in the Waldorf Astoria (previously the Trump International Hotel)
His favorite drink was a Diet Coke, but IIRC he abstains from alcohol. So maybe a run and coke at the Waldorf lol
Then-Broccoli-823 t1_jeczh0t wrote
That's a solid recommendation, /u/solidrecommendations.
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JustAcivilian24 t1_jed3b43 wrote
Abstains from alcohol but does SSRIs lol.
born_to_kvetch t1_jed60dc wrote
Username checks out in an oddly specific way
BrightThru2014 t1_jedc5cz wrote
Shame that the first indictment wasn’t for election interference in Georgia…but I will enjoy the symbolism of him getting booked for SOMETHING at long last
expartecthulu t1_jedcsoc wrote
Why not a Manhattan.
Surefinewhatever1111 t1_jedi78r wrote
Hopefully it comes in time, but I'd be thrilled to see peach cobbler specials.
Substantial_Act3036 t1_jedifym wrote
A Harvey Whorebanger.
Substantial_Act3036 t1_jedip72 wrote
A Moscow Ass-kisser
Substantial_Act3036 t1_jedisrz wrote
Shots of covfefe.
Substantial_Act3036 t1_jedj0fs wrote
Something imported like his wives.
Substantial_Act3036 t1_jedj7jp wrote
Cuervo and have Mexico pay for it.
Brainjacker t1_jee8y5n wrote
ivermectin and diet coke
theguvna505 t1_jeebgo9 wrote
The Midlands IG story says $5 drafts.
Cool_Story_Bra t1_jeedo7m wrote
What if I have bone spurs? Does that impact my draft eligibility?
MarkinDC24 t1_jeeeskj wrote
This situation is most akin to a funeral. You should only drink water.
minkenator44 t1_jeef4w7 wrote
Orange Blizzard
Gumburcules t1_jeeilz8 wrote
> but IIRC he abstains from alcohol.
Just like everything else he says, that's a lie.
Trump:
> I'm not a drinker. I can honestly say I never had a beer in my life…. Whenever they are looking for something good, I say I never had a glass of alcohol.
Laraby, bartender at various 1990s clubs:
> I served him. And he drank at the bar. He'd come in with John Casablancas. He'd go to the side of the bar [at Spy] by the waitress station, because he liked the waitresses. He would order light beer.
Ault:
> We had champagne on the table, always, and we had vodka usually, some scotch. He was drinking champagne or vodka
Laraby:
> Trump was not a good tipper at all. He would stand at the bar, and if he was paying, which he sometimes did, John would have like three drinks, and he would have his beer and then they would get their bottle of wine, and the wine was expensive, and then he would leave me, like, two dollars.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/zmp7qe/does-donald-trump-drink-alcohol
jaymansi t1_jeek3kl wrote
Sex on the beach
Not-a-Cartel t1_jeemhnn wrote
Make a Man of War and call it "Orange Jumpsuit"
Ingredients
2 ounces bourbon
1 ounce orange curaçao or triple sec
1/2 ounce sweet vermouth
1/2 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
Garnish: lemon peel
Garnish: brandied cherry
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Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeet1mx wrote
Can you Dirty a Manhattan?
Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeet6pk wrote
Covfefe on the Rocks is my preference
Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeet7j5 wrote
Orange Creamsicle!
Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeet92y wrote
They call that a Rogan when you add a garnish of dried elk meat
Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeetdjl wrote
You can only drink from bottles that are opened in front of you and tested for poison
Deep_Stick8786 t1_jeethv4 wrote
Only 2/3rds of Trump wives are imported. The rest are made in the USA
expartecthulu t1_jeevegb wrote
You can absolutely put olive brine in a whiskey- and vermouth-based drink, if you want to recreate the feeling of being indicted.
Animaled t1_jeewtge wrote
No one went with a Dark and Stormy?
crossedtherubicon20 t1_jef4svq wrote
TDS is real.
ch36u3v4r4 t1_jef79ij wrote
I would have picked some of the war crimes or the violation of the rights of asylum seekers. But then I suppose we'd have to throw Biden and the rest in jail too.
rvajellyfish t1_jefdubo wrote
Midlands in Park View posted to their Instagram story "When it Arraigns, We Pour $5 drafts" so I would guess that would align with whenever the arraignment happens
Substantial_Act3036 t1_jeflwde wrote
I’m first generation. I’ve got nothing against people coming to the U.S., but the donald complains about immigrants while he marries them.
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Deep_Stick8786 t1_jegb7ex wrote
Theres something about the immigrants he likes vs. the ones he doesn’t. I’m not quite sure I can put my finger on it….🤔
Deep_Stick8786 t1_jegbgqo wrote
What about cheeto dust? Will that dirty it sufficiently?
dynospectrum7 t1_jegg4k2 wrote
Yeah, the election interference was preferable. Cause if this is about the hush money and he gets out from under it, his people are going to be riled the fuck up.
solidrecommendations t1_jecjcfx wrote
Every drink is special the night Trump is indicted