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CreditUnlucky407thro t1_j849qw4 wrote

Reply to comment by Deanocracy in All-time greatest r/WashingtonDC thread by AuthorityRespecter

Yeah, you're right. all they did for my weed possession charges was hold me long enough for both my jobs to fire me, have me show up to piss in a cup during business hours once a week for months (causing me to lose 20% of the earnings from my new job), and put me on the stand right after three dirty old men who were diddling kids, as if my possession of weed was just as bad as them. I even asked the judge why tf I was up on the stand after the gross pedos, and he was all "if you don't like it, bother the statehouse."

The black guys in the car with me didn't get let out of jail for a long time, though. A very long time.

Edit: stupid fucking app.

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Deanocracy t1_j84gu3f wrote

And it wasnt even in DC?

Wowza

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CreditUnlucky407thro t1_j84sbmx wrote

What's that got to do with anything? That jackass from GA just got his way. That country-ass bullshit will be here soon, all "this is how we do thangs in Mississippi, boy!"

They'll have chaingangs doing all the landscaping for old plantation houses that need to be disassembled and imported piece by piece from Florida.

They'll import all their human rights abuses, fuck everything up, make mushrooms illegal again, and fuck with everyone.

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