Submitted by Infamous_Sympathy_91 t3_10n8nzz in wallstreetbets
Stachemaster86 t1_j67idnh wrote
Wait till Singles Day if things don’t clear up post CNY
Infamous_Sympathy_91 OP t1_j67ih09 wrote
What date? And what happens then?
Stachemaster86 t1_j67iz5f wrote
11/11. It’s their “Black Friday” on steroids with Prime Days added and it still beats both in a take of $130B. Baba made $85B during the last Singles Day. Obviously makes a lot of years sales for vendors and is a good indicator of spending habits.
lucidrage t1_j698ucl wrote
> it still beats both in a take of $130B. Baba made $85B during the last Singles Day
That just shows you how many singles there are in China! I bet $80B of that was from those buttplug vibrators on aliexpress!
PeakFuckingValue t1_j69fgz8 wrote
Those....what?
iPigman t1_j69w8z1 wrote
BUTT PLUG VIBRATORS
With Bluetooth speed and oscillation control
NakedAndAfraidXS t1_j6alxn7 wrote
Louder for virgins in the back!
Siren_NL t1_j6aovxa wrote
DO THEY COME WITH HEARING AIDS?
iPigman t1_j6e8hxp wrote
Just AIDS.
what_is_blue t1_j69hwog wrote
Did he whisper?
No-Assistance-7641 t1_j6adma9 wrote
I can't hear him...can you speak louder?
DrShitpostMDJDPhDMBA t1_j69pfa1 wrote
Time to invest in Chinese dating apps.
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TechAndStocks t1_j691n3s wrote
10 months is a long time, sir
apolloniatiger t1_j691nc3 wrote
I wish you can see what they are buying. My friends in China buys toilet paper for whole year during 11/11 event. They don’t have too much discretionary spending.
iPigman t1_j69wesk wrote
A whole years worth?
Aww shit, here we go again.
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