Submitted by totallynotagenius t3_10n27jg in wallstreetbets
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STONKvsTITS t1_j66h2j8 wrote
Eggs cause Blood clots, so better to avoid
ckbikes1 t1_j66h4yg wrote
Grocery chains finally latched on to the same shit the Petro companies have been pulling for decades...
AdOk3638 t1_j66hto7 wrote
You can recessing deez nuts!
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Motobugs t1_j66iu2k wrote
Just convert to vegan.
jr1tn t1_j66j8ah wrote
Its a "recession indicator " that so may people are skipping cheap breakfast at home, and opting to fork over even more cash to buy so many overpriced breakfast sandwiches that the store has run out of ingredients . . . ? OK . . .
Bunkerdunker7 t1_j66jna3 wrote
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
hansneedo t1_j66k0vn wrote
I know this is an incredibly stupid comment, but apparently I needed it... I LoL'd so hard 😂 whew thnx
manbearpug3 t1_j66kkx4 wrote
Bird flu indicator
DYTTIGAF t1_j66lwlu wrote
I never thought they actually used "real" eggs in the first place. Wow. My faith has been restored.
Wonderful news!
jetah t1_j66m3mx wrote
What pain does the egg go through when I crack it?
Simple-Conference270 t1_j66mj47 wrote
This isn't a recession indicator, could be a supplier issue, unless it's a wafflehouse then it isnt a recession, but a DEPRESSION!
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darkspd96 t1_j66ofoa wrote
op is a BIG dummy...it's almost as if there is an egg shortage given like 40% of all chickens have died or something...but yeah, let's call it a recession...dummy
2bfit t1_j66pfkp wrote
That's unbecoming!
eh_meh_nyeh t1_j66pnv7 wrote
I thought there was some sort of virus attacking chickens? Or is that also considered inflation?? I'm not the most intelligent mind you lol
InternationalTip4512 t1_j66qoip wrote
Wendy's has your back. Breakfast combo... $3.99 And a handy for just $5 more. Happy Times....Happy Ending
TheGeoGod t1_j66rt7e wrote
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Educational_Zebra_66 t1_j66tfal wrote
When McDonald's doesn't have breakfast the four horsemen arrive.
Weird-Status-287 t1_j66tndm wrote
Good for Unbe.
Weird-Status-287 t1_j66tsdi wrote
Unbe already did... it was unbecoming.
Weird-Status-287 t1_j66txa8 wrote
no you're right.
Weird-Status-287 t1_j66tzhb wrote
And there's always the dumpster if you need to make a few bucks.
Weird-Status-287 t1_j66u1cp wrote
um... what?
Weird-Status-287 t1_j66u4av wrote
zero, but vegans are against eating anything that comes from an animal.
edraven_222 t1_j66wf7a wrote
In these trying times where you have to get your eggs, time to charge your wife’s boyfriend. No more freebies.
TheDudeAbidesFarOut t1_j66wzbc wrote
Price gouging indicator
recurse_x t1_j66y3dp wrote
Are they boneless eggs?
Maskedbandittrader t1_j66yyid wrote
Yolo on chicken farms
nickybangbang t1_j66z50b wrote
My thoughts exactly
No-plot-twist t1_j6703sl wrote
fake news I just got 30 eggs for 7 bucks
Bae_Sremmurd t1_j67cpg1 wrote
MCD reports earnings next week and I haven’t though about how the egg prices would affect them…. 🤔
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screamoutwutang t1_j67egq1 wrote
Went to get breakfast from the deli for the first time in a while today. A turkey, egg, and cheese on a hero roll is normally $3. It’s $6.50 now. Absolutely absurd
LoadOwn9302 t1_j67l59o wrote
Thanks Biden
Stachemaster86 t1_j67m17x wrote
Wow sausage and gravy for $5!
Stachemaster86 t1_j67mctg wrote
Message could be scrambled or the whole panic could be over easy. There’s always a sunny side up to be found, even for those who’ve Benedict before. Apoach with caution.
rolloutTheTrash t1_j67wx23 wrote
A recession of chickens due to bird flu
Various-Stomach-1286 t1_j689esq wrote
Thanks biden
jetah t1_j68j11l wrote
Don't all veggies get pollinated from insects?
jetah t1_j68k839 wrote
Of course!
kloricker t1_j68noeh wrote
The most surprising part about this.
yurtfarmer t1_j68p33u wrote
Chickens on strike, ducks taking over
MinnieMoney21 t1_j68uwge wrote
To which part?
Weird-Status-287 t1_j68vw7l wrote
I don't know maybe?
MinnieMoney21 t1_j68w4on wrote
Duck eggs for the win!
MinnieMoney21 t1_j68wfob wrote
Only the organic ones. They've been $7 a dozen for ages and people smiled....
Outis7379 t1_j68xzgw wrote
It’s because retail bought all the eggs.
Weird-Status-287 t1_j68ybpy wrote
The chicken virus
MinnieMoney21 t1_j68zosq wrote
What about it?
Weird-Status-287 t1_j68zzv0 wrote
It's killing chickens
MinnieMoney21 t1_j6904pq wrote
What chickens?
Weird-Status-287 t1_j6909il wrote
The ones laying eggs.
MinnieMoney21 t1_j690drz wrote
Who is this?
Weird-Status-287 t1_j690l5x wrote
What an odd question.
MinnieMoney21 t1_j690o5n wrote
And you're still answering......
Expensive_Data9654 t1_j69ioon wrote
That’s the leading chicken scientist in North America. Show a little respect!
lawbotamized t1_j69rj21 wrote
Breakfast doms only
lawbotamized t1_j69rqcj wrote
Only if you try and take them…that way.
InternationalTip4512 t1_j6b00sl wrote
Calls on Ostrich eggs
Mintleaf007 t1_j6jkoxp wrote
depends on the place.
Mintleaf007 t1_j6jl9ud wrote
is that high? low?
Mintleaf007 t1_j6jlfgq wrote
maybe 3$ in eastern Europe. i have no idea where else you would get that and im in the midwest in low COL area...
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