Submitted by Cowboy_Beaver t3_zwan8r in wallstreetbets
…plus $450M+ in Robinhood Shares.
Submitted by Cowboy_Beaver t3_zwan8r in wallstreetbets
…plus $450M+ in Robinhood Shares.
Probably hasn't touched customers funds yet
Plus the houses he bought his parents…
Oh. Damn last 100k must be tough.
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… US dollars.
Hasn’t bathed in 5 years so he’s really been saving on the water bill
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The article doesn't contain that quote. Where did you see it, OP?
The lawyers
Aww man the poor guy!!
https://i.giphy.com/media/XjxgUV6B8uCzARN4iD/giphy.webp
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I'm so sad after reading this, that I barely have the energy to type this comment.
He probably means 100K BTC not $100K
He said this a few weeks ago in some morning show interview and peoples on reddit started to meme about it.
Don‘t forget about the “few hundred million” that was lost in a “hack” after he declared bankruptcy
He’s the dumbest boy in school. In that Vox interview he did shortly after this all went down he blames this hack shortly after he basically admits to being a shameless liar regarding the utilitarian bullshit
He's got 8 billion to touch.
I mean he said that a week or two ago before posting $250 million bail so he might be lying
Keep an eye out for his GoFundMe.
‘Misunderstood and deeply unfortunate entrepreneur looking to get back on his feet. Please give generously.’
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Him and everyone around him should be in debt by the millions, and should have everything they own repo’d and sold to repay the customers he defrauded.
Most autists here waiting for first 100k
Must be sooo rough only having 100k..dude just had a 250m bail.
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He didn't need leverage for that bail... Similar to what he did on FTX
Getting "hacked" during the crash of your exchange is so outrageously common in this space that it's safe to assume it's a built-in contingency plan.
SBF about to join another in a long list of disgraced traders who have absolutely no money connected to their names but mysteriously live in gigantic houses, drive expensive cars, and have seemingly limitless disposable income.
Assuming he ever gets out of jail anyway.
Let's start a GoFundMe
More like GoFraudMe, ammirite?
Soon: "Billionare buys whole town to walk freely and go shopping under house arrest."
Doesn't he mean, "down to your last 100k"
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… surely you mean other people’s $100K?
That's terrible...just kidding, I don't give a fuck
All that stuff is well and good, but the real question is whether he will have enough money to hire Russian hookers to dress up as sultry wood nymphs.
And it would be more legitimate than FTX
Damn son, he rich.
Can't repo cocaine and vagina.
Further back stopped by customer’s funds
Yet he put up $250m bail (25m) within hours.
You mean, you’re down to someone else’s 100k.
Me too.
He’s got billions he siphoned out with the crypto Blockchain.
Fly 1st class?
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Dude.. how is Robinhood even worth $450 m… do I not understand this article cause im an ape eating red and green crayons. I try to be festive during the holidays
I don’t believe it till I see the Robinhood screenshot
He really is obsessed with his sperm count.
So, will he get a public defender?
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Didn’t he just post 250m bail?
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I am sure people have thought about this but what about the "hack" that just so happened to occur right when all the chips were falling I think to the tune of 5b.
Not one issue this whole time and then "darn I have been hacked"
This guy repo's.
Our last 100k **
Never know until you try.
He was crushing a female McLovin’ ain’t nobody want to repo that.
same
Posted 250M bail tho?
*Their 100k
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Me too fucker.
He ain't going to do more than 10 years. Most likely less than that.
> hire Russian hookers to dress up as sultry wood nymphs.
Anyone got 100k to spare ? Fuck it make it 10k.
Your 100k? 😂
Any chance is doesn’t do serious time. Gotta imagine with the politicians he greased he has some people looking out got him
"my"
that's probably stolen customer money too
He and his parents are going to be flat broke after this is done. The legal fees and the inevitable massive fines will wipe out his equity in Robinhood as well as any other assets. We’re talking about a billion dollar fine here.
posts 250M bail
"The woke left cancel squad has caused damage to my financial well being, I need strong conservative americans to step up and help the fight against demonrats"
SBF-gofundme 2023
When you want to have lawyers that bill like $1200/hr, it's a really big problem for him.
Where did he get $250M for bail?
His parents house was $5M at most. (Palo Alto very pricey.)
Nah, you've got the wrong political persuasion for him. Much more likely that he'll position himself as a vegan lgbt-lmnop minority wrongfully being opposed by a system of structural injustices.
Bankman-Fraud
SBF: "But I'm still a crypto billionaire"
And in general 100k ain't much
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