Submitted by Cowboy_Beaver t3_zwan8r in wallstreetbets
ALMessenger t1_j1tx26r wrote
Don‘t forget about the “few hundred million” that was lost in a “hack” after he declared bankruptcy
He’s the dumbest boy in school. In that Vox interview he did shortly after this all went down he blames this hack shortly after he basically admits to being a shameless liar regarding the utilitarian bullshit
cyberslick188 t1_j1u5348 wrote
Getting "hacked" during the crash of your exchange is so outrageously common in this space that it's safe to assume it's a built-in contingency plan.
SBF about to join another in a long list of disgraced traders who have absolutely no money connected to their names but mysteriously live in gigantic houses, drive expensive cars, and have seemingly limitless disposable income.
Assuming he ever gets out of jail anyway.
rikki-tikki-deadly t1_j1ui17r wrote
All that stuff is well and good, but the real question is whether he will have enough money to hire Russian hookers to dress up as sultry wood nymphs.
Perfect_Anteater5810 t1_j1wrfo3 wrote
> hire Russian hookers to dress up as sultry wood nymphs.
Anyone got 100k to spare ? Fuck it make it 10k.
caezar-salad t1_j1xmzbg wrote
Responsible_Sport575 t1_j1wgcgg wrote
He ain't going to do more than 10 years. Most likely less than that.
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