Submitted by StockAstro t3_z8u50k in wallstreetbets
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Xyeeyx t1_iyeepeu wrote
Of all WSB posts, this is one of them.
BigBoiBenisBalls t1_iyevx4b wrote
Downvoted for this shit overused joke
Grimsage777 t1_iyf49mx wrote
Your mom is overused
ooga-uwuga t1_iyf7803 wrote
Gotem
freehouse_throwaway t1_iyei4o9 wrote
scenes when OP sells $100c covered calls thinking it'll never hit and gets assigned
VisualMod t1_iyd8gga wrote
You're an idiot if you don't invest in Alibaba. They are going to take over the world and make everyone rich, except for poor people who deserve to be poor because they are lazy and stupid.
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EconomicsChance8236 t1_iydb9bu wrote
VM is a fucking monster.
ScipioAtTheGate t1_iye06cm wrote
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster"
Positive_Wheel_7065 t1_iyetl1w wrote
"For when you stare in to the abyss, the abyss stares back in to you"
Dikheed t1_iyf7ez7 wrote
I'm going all in, long on MNST, that should kill the cunt in a day.
Wise_Distribution_24 t1_iydzxst wrote
Can an AI be sued for giving financial advice?
ScipioAtTheGate t1_iye0s9q wrote
The liability would lie with its owner if they knew it was providing financial advice and or programmers, so in this the entire WSB mod team or u/zjz (assumably the programmer) if the mod team had no knowledge (or reasonably could not have known) that the VisualMod was providing folks with financial advice.
joyful- t1_iyeowm9 wrote
Isn't financial advice a potential legal issue only for those actually certified to give them? I thought otherwise, individuals are responsible for their own financial decisions, regardless of what advice you got from some rando on the street. Unless fraud is involved of course.
Fly__Eagles__Fly t1_iye4cot wrote
No
Kitten_Team_Six t1_iydkiey wrote
Mya_Elle_Terego t1_iyesdyw wrote
VM is an obvious regard bag holder of BABA.
Pandamonial t1_iyf53k2 wrote
Extremely highly regarded. Top of the iceberg.
ZealousidealDriver63 t1_iye32cf wrote
Take over the world?
bigload8769 t1_iyegyr1 wrote
He's just projecting his own plan onto BABA
whatabadsport t1_iyej4hf wrote
Hes down bigly on BABA, I'm sure
treelife365 t1_iye3mmr wrote
Looks like someone has taken over VM...
Additional_Chapter41 t1_iyedmi5 wrote
Seem like viz wiz got some baba call ITM at the moment
TheDoge420 t1_iyf0076 wrote
i knew you were a commie, called it yesterday
freehugzforeveryone t1_iye32j0 wrote
SAVAGE
EEazy89 t1_iyf64p5 wrote
I just have Fidelity emerging Asian markets mutual fund, which has a top holding of Alibaba. I feel more comfortable with that because it also has Samsung and some other big hitters that are not exclusive to China so if China takes hits the other ones make up for it.
Redskin_Flippy t1_iyefkd1 wrote
Baba to the MooooN!
SpiffyGolf t1_iyer79d wrote
maybe not all people studies financial economies and don't know how work the trades and many think the brokers are guru and not the platforms for investing
RastaImp0sta t1_iyd97ts wrote
How this stock popped 10% with whatβs happening in China right now is kinda blowing my mind.
montepora t1_iyd9zxm wrote
This is because CCP loves baba now!!!!
poppin_pandos t1_iyfd0yo wrote
Baba is Italian for throbbing cock
WhyG32 t1_iydauyp wrote
You donβt get that the public outrage is causing the deviation from the strictest form of Zero Covid. Thatβs what the market plays
RastaImp0sta t1_iydktfy wrote
What news source do you have that backs up that at stance? The only information I could find was that 2 cities are easing some of the restrictions however this is a country wide issue.
I believe BABA popped because the CCP is trying to support them in making their own computer chips but I have yet to have only reply to me backing that statement.
WhyG32 t1_iydv8jn wrote
And thatβs why the whole sector is up?
Squirmingbaby t1_iydr6pu wrote
Maybe a gamble that xi falls and its back to the good old days.
marbloch t1_iyfecge wrote
If Xi falls it's going to be chaos and instability for the whole world for a while.
altbank t1_iydjznh wrote
They inversed WSB
Acceptable_Answer570 t1_iydmnhv wrote
Calls on $IWSB
Lucr3tius t1_iydwxxu wrote
its not even half the volume as it was in March
random_account_2017 t1_iydfms7 wrote
I'm guessing because WallStreet thinks media is overblowing it
hkric t1_iydyil5 wrote
People are regarded enough to think people protesting is going to affect government policy towards their demands.
Fly__Eagles__Fly t1_iye4lwy wrote
Am I a joke to you?
-Civil Rights Movement
hkric t1_iyegdl7 wrote
Except that didn't happen in a police state with AI face tracking and a military that is mostly dedicated specifically to squashing uprisings.
hirisk365 t1_iydadpe wrote
Just switch over to $iq whoβs parent company is baba
StockAstro OP t1_iyf06es wrote
I have 30,000 shares of IQ
plzbereasonable t1_iyf5uq0 wrote
What is it exactly? The chart looks juicy
plzbereasonable t1_iyf5psq wrote
Explain $IQ for me please. How does buying into IQ also support BABA?
hirisk365 t1_iyfbq3i wrote
Stick to fantasy football kid.
jonhybee t1_iydwqp7 wrote
just bought some puts, wish me luck.
General_Asleep t1_iyefagn wrote
I hope they aren't FD if they are, you have my sympathies.
SpiffyGolf t1_iyerk4o wrote
Also me with GEO I made 16% yesterday, unfortunally I buy 1000$ but are moneys.
Distinct_Bread_3241 t1_iydalqs wrote
The balls on this guy π. My portfolio is also heavily in baba. Ride or die brother
Jameson-Trader t1_iydfrh5 wrote
Damn. Should have just given me the $700k.
carsonthecarsinogen t1_iyd8xgm wrote
No no no.. youβre supposed to sell low now
BigKok1969 t1_iydyre3 wrote
Yep just bought 100 euro for BABA lets goooo
AerieJumpy t1_iye3l1j wrote
Baba to the moon!!! :))
Dry_Satisfaction_623 t1_iye7y56 wrote
I bought BABA yesterday for a swing trade and thought I closed it out. Turns out I didn't, and I woke up with a nice surprise.
ScrotyMcboogrb4lls t1_iydiws0 wrote
Do you sell contracts in the meantime? Or are you just sitting on all those shares that might take years to break even?
StockAstro OP t1_iyf0gme wrote
I sell covered calls. In batches just try to make a little each week. Not too aggressive, donβt want to get called out on a rally.
ScrotyMcboogrb4lls t1_iyf1sau wrote
Mitenpat t1_iyemgfa wrote
"So you are saying there is a chance?:"
Delco4545 t1_iyf5xi9 wrote
This guy has serious money if thats only one holding hes showing
okokibuynok t1_iyddq57 wrote
Jesus hope u bought some of that juicy $60 dip
MrULTRALONG t1_iye0qdp wrote
How do you sleep? Basicaly do you sleep?
Ornery_Gene7682 t1_iye5ms8 wrote
Swung an 85c went from $50-350 within 30mins from opening bell nearly shit myself
kavOclock t1_iyemedi wrote
Thatβs what I call my dad
iBlusik t1_iyemesc wrote
Suddenly my 1k$ loss on baba doesn't hurt do much
Think-Ad-5850 t1_iyf4pvp wrote
I made 4.8k
plzbereasonable t1_iyf5j3p wrote
Honestly dude, youβll get there soon enough. Just donβt sell for a loss
AsshhhHo t1_iyf6767 wrote
This doesnβt even deserve a congrats, just a fuck you.
roaring_alpaca t1_iyd8u8u wrote
Xi jinping! Baba will go up timing
Juiceman022 t1_iydqlzs wrote
Iβll buy at $66
Lucr3tius t1_iydx6f7 wrote
except a lot of people think this way and it'll likely not get that low. $70
BeachFuture t1_iye0h1g wrote
Lol!
MaximusBit21 t1_iye3ppu wrote
What even is this play?
CrastersKip t1_iyecepd wrote
Where do you people get $1 million to invest in rword moves? I thought we were all poor Millennials and Zoomers
PLTRruinedme t1_iyeea27 wrote
the lucky generation, people born in the late 80's are big chilling right now.
General_Asleep t1_iyefjo8 wrote
I was going to say peoples like me too, thinking late 80's is too long ago and doesn't apply to me, but then I realized I was born in 1989. Fuck I am old.
Softspokenclark t1_iyetgk5 wrote
i think we found former president Jiang Zemin
jorger777 t1_iyey9rt wrote
Not sure if I'm happy or sad to see that I'm not alone @144
danbog t1_iyf5lzq wrote
Could have been worse. You're a slightly smarter, much richer version of me.
HummerGuy69 t1_iyf7cy0 wrote
What's that other color in the picture?
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Killerjomoney t1_iye986u wrote
Lol π we told you π¦πβ°οΈπ― but letβs see how this cpi data looks. Maybe youβll get 7-20% more of initial gamble πππ canβt call that an investment πππ I think baba is a bet overvalued with current eco, but probably big slow down Q4 π€·π½ββοΈ
Killerjomoney t1_iyf1zc3 wrote
hopefully he took profit after big rally
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ChuckJA t1_iyedum8 wrote
Get out of Chinese stocks while you still can, fam
General_Asleep t1_iyef0tu wrote
Lmao, at least you are up 100k more since then.
Traditional_Good4693 t1_iyefo6d wrote
Stay away from Chinese companiesβ¦.
baby-need-some-shoes t1_iyeq895 wrote
BABA gap some bears
Boostlagg t1_iyerb0x wrote
wow true autistic going that big in to Baba
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Key-Put4092 t1_iyev4g5 wrote
complete opposite to the post above
SmartEntityOriginal t1_iyf5w94 wrote
You mean only 1100K to go
jaisuite t1_iyfa11q wrote
My goosh
Wyld-West t1_iyfa54t wrote
Embarrassed to say I have a $212 cost basis thankfully itβs not 13k shares but a measly 13
ConsistentFish5577 t1_iyfbvde wrote
To zero or nehative ...you pretty unclear
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StockAstro OP t1_iyd8we9 wrote
Well my financial strategy was pretty straightforward. I bought the dip and then it dipped so I bought more. But then it dipped again so I bought that dip. But then It dipped again.
istari t1_iydmg40 wrote
The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain regarded.
Even if you are always regarded.
RobertKBWT t1_iye0qq6 wrote
Good strategy but I wouldn't have the courage to put an entire milion in Chinese stock
winguswingding t1_iyejcd4 wrote
Now this is some loss porn Iβll choke myself and jerk off to
Odd-Pineapple465 t1_iydaban wrote
Should have sold at 60... then put the 700k into calls... ud be over 3 million now easily... probably more..
random_account_2017 t1_iydfjiu wrote
"Bro, you should've timed the market better"
cossack1984 t1_iyefts0 wrote
Have you thought about following your own advice and becoming a billionaire? Your logic is impeccable, you are an intellectual giant!
Odd-Pineapple465 t1_iyeqiz9 wrote
I have but it never worked out lol.. had 100k worth of nio on ipo day... held all the way to $1.. then sold and bought calls with the 10k... it stayed around $1 forever... when my calls had expired it shot up from $1 to $60..ππππ©π©π©
schokoschlotze t1_iydmlmt wrote
Yeah just pick the right derivates at the right time
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Slapstick87 t1_iye16nb wrote
This is the wsb post of all time celebrating +100k while down 700k