Submitted by ProudHeron5768 t3_yhs16s in wallstreetbets
dwinps t1_iufl2xu wrote
This is the same thing people do. If you are broke you just walk down to Chase and ask them if they would buy $1B of your bonds, then head over to Wells and BofA to do the same
OkEntertainment7634 t1_iugn0yx wrote
Genius
DidNotRedditMan t1_iugrxj3 wrote
And then loose it all on r/wallstreetbets. Rinse and repeat.
EveHerr t1_iugtd5y wrote
what is BofA?
JavierMartinG t1_iugx0uw wrote
BofA deez nuts
GayGrouchyBabyBear t1_iuh0b7o wrote
Let me pop one in my mouth real quick
turdmachine t1_iuifrym wrote
I’m into fitness. Fitness set of balls in my gullet
pronthrowaway124 t1_iuhmwig wrote
Gottem
Hebnaamnodig t1_iugwgaz wrote
Bank of America I assume
originalGooberstein t1_iugwy42 wrote
Those guys in star wars that died to steal the death star plans. He's talking about insider trading.
rocketscientology t1_iuh90rk wrote
manny bothans. he was a hero
laserinlove t1_iuhktq7 wrote
BAML
dwinps t1_iuhnimg wrote
Bank of Albondigas
Elegant_Fisherman847 t1_iuhij1k wrote
You realise they are going to doing a rights issue?
dwinps t1_iuhzk2g wrote
And????
Elegant_Fisherman847 t1_iui58xz wrote
Banks aren’t supplying loans, and they aren’t purchasing equity - simply underwriting the corporate action. You make it sound like they are borrowing in the market. They are actually raising capital - massive difference. This has nothing to do with bond issuance.
dwinps t1_iui6uh6 wrote
Whooooosh
Don’t take it too seriously
Elegant_Fisherman847 t1_iui7fb6 wrote
Don’t talk out your ass then
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