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bafangoolNJ t1_iugn407 wrote
The easiest cop out for journos.
suckercuck t1_iugp95q wrote
“Some people are saying…”
bafangoolNJ t1_iugq2im wrote
" A source close to the situation"
suckercuck t1_iugq5yi wrote
“My cameraman told me…”
MelonMafia t1_iugr74b wrote
"The crack addict behind Wendy's told me..."
hethinator1 t1_iugwn4n wrote
“Your mom told me”
tothemoonandback01 t1_iugwqp5 wrote
Your mom's BF told me.
hethinator1 t1_iugwtrx wrote
He’s been around a lot lately…
BeerIsGoodForSoul t1_iuh1nst wrote
Go to bed son, it's late and you need your rest.
SuperLeverage t1_iuh549y wrote
Which BF?
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HODLOnForOneMoreDay t1_iugq62f wrote
"Kids on the playground allege"
TheRealAlexLifeson t1_iuh00us wrote
"A source with ties to the situation"
t0pz t1_iuh4ux6 wrote
I mean, it IS called "Business Insider" ...
suckercuck t1_iuiip70 wrote
Business inside her
StretchApart t1_iuh6zuo wrote
"Researchers have found out"
NasahLife t1_iuilf45 wrote
Did they FA AFO?
TheRealAlexLifeson t1_iugzxqf wrote
i hate that shit - nobody ever names any sources anymore, and when your not found guilty of something the media reports No proof that something didn't happen ... I've seen a few public figures hit them back on it quite well. I think a majority of people are smart enough to know that they are being cute with their bullshit
High_speedchase t1_iuhl64k wrote
Seems like you just don't understand journalism
HackingTooMuchTime t1_iuifsfh wrote
"A majority of people believe..."
omen_tenebris t1_iuhum7f wrote
journalism =/= urinalism
indoloks t1_iugsnxt wrote
i get so fucking sick of that shit on bloomberg, the articles are so biased and meant to make stock movements i swear.. and its under some stupid bullshit like that
Ok-Entertainment7185 t1_iugvbpk wrote
Isn't paying for services something Elon has already floated pre-buy out?
Orome2 t1_iugyzxf wrote
>sources
That guy is wrong 99% of the time.
Nikluu t1_iuhe3cz wrote
“According to a family friend” is my favorite, like who would expect that to be an informed and non-biased source? Shit’s straight up gossip.
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HackingTooMuchTime t1_iuifi4e wrote
Source confirmed to be Alex Jones
revenrehe1 t1_iugj3lo wrote
Why does WSB care about twitter anymore? Can’t invest in it. Mollusk has bought a bag of advertising dicks and will have to stroke them or lose his ass and does anyone really care?
ThatsWhat0dteSaid t1_iugliei wrote
For the memes
viperex t1_iuhlcyh wrote
Memes are gonna get stale and tired
ThatsWhat0dteSaid t1_iui2yba wrote
Not. Yet.
ronreadingpa t1_iugv1it wrote
It's like watching a trainwreck. Can't resist. Also, Musk could choose to take it public again in the future, which I believe will happen.
soAsian t1_iugwkm1 wrote
Musk can pull a Michael Dell. Go private, buy EMC and load up with more debts then go public again.
revenrehe1 t1_iugvh4h wrote
Won’t touch it if he does.
CanadianBacon86 t1_iuhzh7t wrote
He said that is the plan, in 3-5 years, to bring it public again.
Regular_Try_4833 t1_iugrohk wrote
With this Kanye type month long meltdown he fucked TSLA, his customers and all of his employees, all of his companies. Not that TSLA wasn't already ridiculously overrated.
revenrehe1 t1_iugv7zi wrote
Yep.
Jcpmax t1_iuh2y07 wrote
Hes been having twitter meltdowns since the pandemic started and has come out ahead
Regular_Try_4833 t1_iuh38pr wrote
Just like Kanye, and this is on a completely different level, just like with Kanye.
Jcpmax t1_iuh6p7u wrote
Eh. Kanye can be cancelled, Elon cant. Thats the difference. Ownings platforms vs just using them and all that
randomways t1_iuhpwk1 wrote
Doesn't Kanye own Parler or did that fall through
Kayyam t1_iui16m3 wrote
No one cares about alt-platforms.
randomways t1_iui1li2 wrote
I mean half the posts on this sub are about twitter, kappa
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Puzzled_Bath_984 t1_iugpgbs wrote
It affects other social media companies that are publicly traded.
Tybackwoods00 t1_iugw7h3 wrote
Also effects some crypto coins
revenrehe1 t1_iuguzlz wrote
Ok got that. thanks
docarwell t1_iuhto92 wrote
Can't you see he's owning the libs!! /s
revenrehe1 t1_iuhu74d wrote
I can see he owns a shit company.
williet123 t1_iuicc2u wrote
I definitely don't care. Do you guys care? Because I definitely do not.
MontyAtWork t1_iuj3s2e wrote
>Can’t invest in it.
Imo this should make it a banned company as it's below market cap share price.
FlatOutUseless t1_iuj7ntz wrote
Can someone create a synthetic Twitter stock to bet on for purely gambling reasons?
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KappaTrading t1_iugimwj wrote
Would click but we don't read business insider
Mathownsme t1_iugqote wrote
We don’t read at all
LoveThieves t1_iugrl12 wrote
Yuz guys kan reed!?
SirDerpingtonV t1_iugvx1q wrote
What does this say
wise_young_man t1_iuhzusb wrote
“I’m regarded”
StraightFroggin t1_iuj3t62 wrote
Best regards, WSB
Fit-Boomer t1_iugjqcg wrote
If he was smart he would load up on a crypto coin and then announce he is using said coin as the payment vehicle for Twitter. Then dump the initial investment in that coin. Not Doge because everyone already thinks it will be Doge or shib.
bafangoolNJ t1_iugn6tv wrote
He should honestly sell them their accounts, and pay property taxes on it every year depending on how many followers they have.
kunkun6969 t1_iuh1mr4 wrote
You might be onto something here
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doppy1234 t1_iugse48 wrote
Elongate
Primary_Syrup_6412 t1_iugrfej wrote
It will be Doge
Fit-Boomer t1_iugrxci wrote
RemindMe! 69 days.
lagavulin_16_neat t1_iugxfem wrote
He's actually said doge before.
Jaded-Plan7799 t1_iugshsk wrote
Doge already running. Up 100+% this past week
rubbarz t1_iuhkawe wrote
He already said doge will be the coin used.
Fit-Boomer t1_iuhki5d wrote
Has he ever pivoted before?
rubbarz t1_iuhnnzf wrote
He's only ever mentioned bitcoin for tesla, doge, ether (i think), and like 1 tweet for Shib
LetTheDogeOut t1_iuho12h wrote
How is shib related to Elon in any way
cstrand31 t1_iugidp2 wrote
He’s gonna need to make up for those lost ad dollars somewhere. Might as well fleece a few sheep.
AyumiHikaru t1_iugn0kq wrote
Who cares ?
TWTR is gone move on
Big-Industry4237 t1_iugs8jt wrote
It was delisted so your gonna have to spell it out for the plebs
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_iugouoc wrote
$20/Month for a ☑️
Elong using the old school sus service charge.
Gotta laugh at Twitter Karens having meltdowns about this charge tho…
MyLifeIsDope69 t1_iuiqm0x wrote
Dude celebrities make many thousands per tweet promo. He could easily charge a $100k annual membership to the higher tier celebs based on follower account, make a cascading tier you pay based on followers down to the lowest rung maybe being $20.
It's so easy to turn this into a cash cow because the people making millions off their audiences would obviously pay for it since the ROI is still massive for them
pigsgetfathogsdie t1_iuitdi1 wrote
Believe it or not…
Many celebs are the biggest Twitter Karens about this charge.
I agree they could pay much more than $20/month…
Maybe Elong can lauch a platinum ☑️ and charge celebs $20K/month?
MyLifeIsDope69 t1_iuitt5v wrote
They'll bitch and moan then their finance manager will tell them to pay up because it's worth it. At least how I see it going down. Having that type of reach to your audience is pretty priceless and Twitter is the best means for quick short form messages to everyone that can be shared easily. Instagram and Facebook don't let them hit their followers in quite the same way.
Alt services don't stand a chance due to network effect Elon would have to really piss off everyone if it's just a few they can't really move effectively plus Parlor and those don't have the servers for massive amounts of people I don't think
FlatOutUseless t1_iuj89be wrote
Those marks are to prevent impersonation. Right now Twitter is assumed reliable for check marks. They will lose value if people won’t want to get them.
RUSebist t1_iujd74c wrote
I don't think enough people understand this, remove the checkmark's and all you'll get is more chaos, more scamming and even less ad money
Puzzled_Bath_984 t1_iugpdvk wrote
Honestly, it's a good idea. The big accounts are deriving millions of dollars of value from their twitter accounts.
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twholst t1_iugieda wrote
Being a blue check ain’t free lol
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HODLOnForOneMoreDay t1_iugqb5v wrote
I will personally email you a blue-colored checkmark for $9.99/mo
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tothemoonandback01 t1_iugwvy7 wrote
Calls on blue checks.
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Kitten_Team_Six t1_iugixfj wrote
Yea, pay in Dogcoin. Buy said dogcoin
Damopo14 t1_iugk5pt wrote
Doge and Hoge..that’s right 👆
Powered_by_bots t1_iugl3oz wrote
hahaha. Elon musk is working hard to be broke.
lecifire t1_iugrpf6 wrote
Im calling it! Theres gonna be badges of different rarity that can be traded like an nft 😤
tothemoonandback01 t1_iugwzo0 wrote
You wanna buy my Snoo, it comes with free Tardi Snoo. Only $1 millio n USD.
Disavowed_Rogue t1_iuglpyi wrote
I'll pay in doge too
PleaseCaIIMeSir t1_iugwtd2 wrote
People buy loot boxes in video games. They will 100% pay for the blue check mark.
thereisnopressure t1_iugj9i7 wrote
Twitter is definitely be irrelevant soon.
ankole_watusi t1_iuh1z9b wrote
Twitter is no longer a YOLO or even an investment.
Ban.
alicevenator t1_iugpff8 wrote
good move. I think that the whole pay for your levels of twitter experiencr has a lot of potential
Heatbeat t1_iuil0ec wrote
>make up some bullshit.
>sources familiar with the matter.
Every. Time.
TheRealAlexLifeson t1_iugzqvw wrote
so can i buy one now too?
jakethelesser t1_iuh5l4f wrote
Fuck this post. You can’t know anything
MyBrilliantReality t1_iuhbmpk wrote
Breaking News - Elon Musk is changing the Twitter verified checkmark from blue to red. Users will be able to buy the blue check for $9.99/mo.
investinyolo t1_iuhil02 wrote
So what's the play here?
aerithkitty t1_iuhlqcx wrote
I would pay money on social media platforms only if it meant I never had to see an ad or promoted post ever again.
shadowdash66 t1_iuhosmk wrote
Source for your claim sir?
Bringyourfugshiz t1_iuhzj0s wrote
They mentioned the idea on the All In podcast, im sure thats their source
Various_Classroom_50 t1_iui2xbn wrote
20$ a month? I got a feeling this comes from the place of Elon musk hates poor people
ThePimpedOutPlatypus t1_iui9m1j wrote
There'll be a discount if you pay in DOGE 🐕
Keeperofthewall t1_iuibn5j wrote
Bullish on Elon making money.
chrism323714 t1_iuisjex wrote
I think they should have to pay if you make money using any platform. Even if its $5 bucks a month.
Sea_Explorer_306 t1_iuj2n11 wrote
✌️
goodbyclunky t1_iuj6fy2 wrote
Those bags must be heavy
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Revelation22_vv14-15 t1_iugluph wrote
Calls on dogecoin 🤑🤑🤑
Jesuskrust1313 t1_iugqtuq wrote
So that freedom of speech thing is gonna cost how much? 😂
boosterish1313 t1_iugvbi7 wrote
Can’t wait for Bloomberg tmrw and the multitude of experts w/ their sophomoric takes commenting on the “situation” at twitter — not knowing anything — while the actual people at twitter are scrambling // working on overdrive to make changes and improve, etc.
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LavenderAutist t1_iuh1ruh wrote
If you did the work to get verified, I'm sure you can afford a couple of dollars a month.
DjRemux t1_iuh2ewg wrote
“Freedom of speech” will now cost $240/year
OneDollar1- t1_iuhn0rp wrote
Very doubtful. Go look at the Tweet that asked people to vote. 800k voters and 80% said they wouldn’t pay. Musk listens to the people, generally.
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HackingTooMuchTime t1_iuig29c wrote
TardNation LLC
Melodic_Risk_5632 t1_iuiz7wi wrote
Musk asking 20$/month for account. That's the end of twitter. Lucky there's still Reddit :-)
Ready_Homework7020 t1_iuk3lcc wrote
Death knell
h1g440rs3 t1_iugiwei wrote
Bullish. Twitter should have turned a profit long time ago. Dorsey is a nitwit
RedditsFullofShit t1_iugkz1n wrote
If you have to pay to use it people will leave
Jimster480 t1_iugmiu8 wrote
Not for blue checks. Regulars won't pay. Blues will.
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Odd_Explanation3246 t1_iugm56j wrote
Twitter blue check is like validation for alot of people and businesses might want to use it..even if 1 million accounts are paying for it.. thats 240 million/year..elon is going to monetize the fuck out of twitter.
MillennialToast0 t1_iugv279 wrote
Lol how can there be 1 million verified users who will pay when there are no more than 300k verified users period?
Out of the 300k verified users right now I guarantee you there won't be more than 15-20% who will pay. So that's what, 60k*240=14.4 million dollars a year? Far cry from your 240 million.
Tybackwoods00 t1_iugwbiu wrote
I think he’s estimating blue check mark community will grow
imregrettingthis t1_iugmp4l wrote
The likelier is that when the majority of people don't want to pay $20 there will be another network that comes and becomes popular. Twitter is popular because of it's userbase. If it loses a portion of that the people who are willing to pay follow.
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We are about to find out.
h1g440rs3 t1_iugxf6p wrote
You’re talking like a huge nerd. Twitter has cultural significance you can’t just replace that overnight. And you really think people won’t pay to get verified when they pay for Spotify, Netflix, and any other subscription service? Clout is the only form of currency in social media and to most verified accounts, that would be a business expense.
MillennialToast0 t1_iuho38l wrote
Lol so why aren't there more than 300k total verified users right now, when it's free? That's less than 1% of daily active users. That number isn't going to suddenly drastically increase "for clout" especially now that you have to pay for that "clout". It's absurd.
h1g440rs3 t1_iuhv6m3 wrote
Who knows what the criteria to be verified is. Maybe Elon will update the t&a
imregrettingthis t1_iuhyg6t wrote
Lol. Why does it need to be overnight. Twitter currently doesn’t turn a profit.
If they don’t get to that it doesn’t matter how long they take it will fail. It can be a slow bleed ans I can still be right.
Silly.
h1g440rs3 t1_iuielys wrote
Again, cultural relevance. But sure, truth social or some other platform will onboard users lul
imregrettingthis t1_iuievyb wrote
Lol. Are you 2 days old or just not paying attention? 5 years ago it was Instagram. 10 years it was Facebook. 15 years it was MySpace but sure this ones sticking around forever despite actively pushing people away.
h1g440rs3 t1_iuja2rc wrote
All those platforms served different purposes. For the first source of breaking news, direct thoughts and analysis, and memes twitter is the only one in that space.
imregrettingthis t1_iujbzbc wrote
Each of them were the only one in their space at the time....
ramagam t1_iugi32g wrote
"...sources told..."