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VisualMod t1_jeg9227 wrote

It looks like your portfolio has taken a hit this year. I'm sorry to hear that, but it's probably because you're not as rich and intelligent as me.

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greenskew t1_jeg9uma wrote

Better luck next time. The bulls have JPOW's ball and he has ours.

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TheINTL t1_jegcxim wrote

You are all caught up! Check back tomorrow

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arpatel530 t1_jegd0p7 wrote

I would be happy for that type of performance

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kremlin-cola t1_jegi2y8 wrote

hang in there. took an 8k bath today too. we will recover.

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a10lber t1_jegiy38 wrote

Now you're investing like a pro.

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DevilsTreasure t1_jegjdt3 wrote

Options - the quick way to build your own personal bear market

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DYTTIGAF t1_jegkg7l wrote

You do know you are allowed to sell? Right?

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[deleted] t1_jegmxn5 wrote

Looks like me. But listen… how do you guys stay positive about an eventual return to glory? I’ve moved on and dumped my money into dividend rich blue chips

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geek2785 t1_jegobin wrote

Showed this chart to my 5 year old and she asked, “Are we all the way at the bottom?” I laughed and said not sure 😂

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patriots317 t1_jegok4s wrote

How? It literally has been? Ohhhhhhhh gay bear

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dirch30 t1_jegphuc wrote

I don't know about all of you but I sold all my stock in about 2020 or so... maybe missed a few gains but that was after years of gains.

Greed ruins portfolios. It was very obvious at least to me that it was going to all go to shit...

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PresterJohnsKingdom t1_jegv1qi wrote

Looks like you pizza'd when you should have french fried. You pizza when you should french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.

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chickennoobiesoup t1_jegvwu7 wrote

I just pretend it’s not a chart of my portfolio value, it’s a chart of me skiing at Aspen with all the money I’m making.

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FoxTheory t1_jegwm0p wrote

Didn't the euro alone drop that much lol. Are you paying conversion fees every time you buy nyse or nasqd?

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Successful_Car1670 t1_jegyt2b wrote

You laugh and yet interest rates have climbed while average people have gone into debt to buy groceries and gas. China and Russia are aligned against the US in a proxy war that threatens WW3 and we’re heading into a debt ceiling fight that threatens the credit of this country that has stood firm for 240+ years. Please tell my why you are bullish? Cuz they have 300 bils for banks that bought bad treasuries?

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AG_Dynasty t1_jeh00v0 wrote

Good news: It’s only been 3 months.

Bad news: It’s only been 3 months.

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Conspicuously_Hidden t1_jeh255e wrote

Yikes. And here I am up 20% YTD. JPOW has all of us bulls in an elephant line.

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[deleted] t1_jeh2dbd wrote

I don’t know much about Wall Street, but I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that

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PlsDonateADollar t1_jeh3669 wrote

Lol that’s awful you should donate some money to me and win chances at 10k!

Every dollar is a entry! Pay my mortgage everybody wins!

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PomegranateSad4024 t1_jeh46vq wrote

My rentals lost some value this year. Upside is still can bump up rent.

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dopexile t1_jeh55df wrote

For other Americans that don't know what the large E currency sign represents... that means he is using the European Peso.

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EmergencyFair6786 t1_jeh5m9r wrote

If people would learn to make money moving left to right instead of up and down then you wouldn't have this issue.

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