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VisualMod t1_jeg9227 wrote
It looks like your portfolio has taken a hit this year. I'm sorry to hear that, but it's probably because you're not as rich and intelligent as me.
Spare-Help562 OP t1_jeg971j wrote
A lot of realized losses on puts (TSLA, NVDA, etc. You name it)
UltimateTraders t1_jeg99ku wrote
Sweet! Party on this weekend 🤪 😜
greenskew t1_jeg9uma wrote
Better luck next time. The bulls have JPOW's ball and he has ours.
Illustrious-Option-9 t1_jegafjn wrote
Which positions hit you the hardest?
ProfessionalFail5986 t1_jegatfh wrote
The one he's about to take behind Wendy's.
Illustrious-Option-9 t1_jegbfhw wrote
Sorry, I meant which companies.
TheINTL t1_jegcxim wrote
You are all caught up! Check back tomorrow
gregory601 t1_jegcxn4 wrote
Behind the Wendy's
arpatel530 t1_jegd0p7 wrote
I would be happy for that type of performance
Sammychip t1_jegd7uy wrote
One of us
b_rey13 t1_jegdm7c wrote
r/yofunenushicoin
kebertxelag t1_jegdyli wrote
🌈🐻
ProfessionalFail5986 t1_jegega5 wrote
kremlin-cola t1_jegi2y8 wrote
hang in there. took an 8k bath today too. we will recover.
Responsible_Sport575 t1_jegip0n wrote
Tis but a scratch
a10lber t1_jegiy38 wrote
Now you're investing like a pro.
grimkhor t1_jegj2ec wrote
DICK'S... Sporting Goods
DevilsTreasure t1_jegjdt3 wrote
Options - the quick way to build your own personal bear market
DYTTIGAF t1_jegk8qu wrote
DYTTIGAF t1_jegkg7l wrote
You do know you are allowed to sell? Right?
GSamsa1977 t1_jegki1y wrote
Doing what?
GSamsa1977 t1_jegkn12 wrote
Bought or sold? 0dtes?
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SateliteDicPic t1_jegmhg3 wrote
Been a rough year to be rational minded. As a ded bear I’m hoping to find some rich bull’s house to lay my pelt in front of the fireplace until reason reigns again.
[deleted] t1_jegmxn5 wrote
Looks like me. But listen… how do you guys stay positive about an eventual return to glory? I’ve moved on and dumped my money into dividend rich blue chips
Purple-Welder3639 t1_jegn1gh wrote
Check back tomorrow maybe it’ll change!
project23 t1_jegntui wrote
Daddy JPow has my balls in a little velvet sack in his pocket so he can smack them every few minutes...
geek2785 t1_jegobin wrote
Showed this chart to my 5 year old and she asked, “Are we all the way at the bottom?” I laughed and said not sure 😂
patriots317 t1_jegok4s wrote
How? It literally has been? Ohhhhhhhh gay bear
fscumeau t1_jegp8mq wrote
god damn savage lmao
dirch30 t1_jegphuc wrote
I don't know about all of you but I sold all my stock in about 2020 or so... maybe missed a few gains but that was after years of gains.
Greed ruins portfolios. It was very obvious at least to me that it was going to all go to shit...
ProfessorCaptain t1_jegpiau wrote
way to go regard
Mrtooth12 t1_jegplzk wrote
Using euro to short spy
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Reddit_wasmy_idea t1_jegrwm9 wrote
Whatever your doing, do opposite
piggybank_prophet t1_jegrws9 wrote
Nice
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Feeling_Glonky69 t1_jegtlo8 wrote
Sucks to suck
What’s it like being stupid AND poor
lawthrowaway101 t1_jegtrug wrote
This bot is the best part of this entire sub
Successful_Car1670 t1_jegtsl7 wrote
Hold my beer I’ll show you the last two
Successful_Car1670 t1_jegtwv3 wrote
Today was fcked
Zestyclose_Buy9055 t1_jegufuo wrote
April Fool's joke right?
Right?
PresterJohnsKingdom t1_jegv1qi wrote
Looks like you pizza'd when you should have french fried. You pizza when you should french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.
Own-Fox9066 t1_jegva5z wrote
Quit with the options trading lol
wickity_wackk t1_jegvfr3 wrote
If you switch it to CAD the number will go up
chickennoobiesoup t1_jegvwu7 wrote
I just pretend it’s not a chart of my portfolio value, it’s a chart of me skiing at Aspen with all the money I’m making.
SpakysAlt t1_jegw0gf wrote
Thanks for your donation.
FoxTheory t1_jegwm0p wrote
Didn't the euro alone drop that much lol. Are you paying conversion fees every time you buy nyse or nasqd?
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Anderson2211 t1_jegx8un wrote
I’m 39% down!!!
Legitimate-Ad-6385 t1_jegxtgh wrote
You're doing great! Only 25k more to go
Successful_Car1670 t1_jegyt2b wrote
You laugh and yet interest rates have climbed while average people have gone into debt to buy groceries and gas. China and Russia are aligned against the US in a proxy war that threatens WW3 and we’re heading into a debt ceiling fight that threatens the credit of this country that has stood firm for 240+ years. Please tell my why you are bullish? Cuz they have 300 bils for banks that bought bad treasuries?
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AG_Dynasty t1_jeh00v0 wrote
Good news: It’s only been 3 months.
Bad news: It’s only been 3 months.
POTRANGO t1_jeh0y5k wrote
McKeyHardlander t1_jeh1zua wrote
60k bath reporting in. It took 2 days though, let’s be real.
Conspicuously_Hidden t1_jeh255e wrote
Yikes. And here I am up 20% YTD. JPOW has all of us bulls in an elephant line.
[deleted] t1_jeh2dbd wrote
I don’t know much about Wall Street, but I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that
PlsDonateADollar t1_jeh3669 wrote
Lol that’s awful you should donate some money to me and win chances at 10k!
Every dollar is a entry! Pay my mortgage everybody wins!
PomegranateSad4024 t1_jeh46vq wrote
My rentals lost some value this year. Upside is still can bump up rent.
josephbenjamin t1_jeh4nuh wrote
And you are only 3 months in!
random_account6721 t1_jeh4ygp wrote
Interfaces with your wife on the nightly
LetItFlowJoe t1_jeh4zj0 wrote
And I thought my 10k loss in a week was bad.... sorry dude.
dopexile t1_jeh55df wrote
For other Americans that don't know what the large E currency sign represents... that means he is using the European Peso.
NaturalDoge t1_jeh5c4t wrote
No wonder why my AI wife doesn't love me anymore
EmergencyFair6786 t1_jeh5m9r wrote
If people would learn to make money moving left to right instead of up and down then you wouldn't have this issue.
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